Womp, womp.Picked up your fresh-off-the-presses print issue of this week's Observer yet? No? Well, go do so right now. We'll wait.Got it? Good! Now, flip the issue open. Not far, just right there after the cover. Yeah, page 3. There, you'll notice -- it's tough not to -- a massive, full-page, col ... More >>
Owen Wilson's a bad fit for an ass-kicking bodyguard
Southwest's James Parker hopes his book takes off
A mall hosts Warhol
Cast of old men in leather pants on the road to nowhere good
See Picasso's Suite at the Galleria
Big hand for Quad C's puppet Rocky Horror; DTC marries into the myths of Wife
Salvador Dalí hits the mall
Bellamy is off track
See it, don't see it--whatcha gonna do?
Horror fans have good reason to smile at Darkness Falls
Kangaroo Jack is a real punch in the pouch
As president of Texas-financed Magnolia Pictures, respected indie-film vet Eamonn Bowles projects a bright future
Audiences love Jerry Bruckheimer. Critics don't. Like he cares.
He steals Ali, but will Hollywood give Jamie Foxx a shot at the title?
Ted Demme and Denis Leary are a match made in effin' heaven
The Brothers offers hope of life after romantic comedy
Spike Lee takes a fresh and gloriously unpolished look at black standup talent
Is Russell Simmons' 360HipHop.com the best hope to bring hip-hop culture onto the Internet?
Martin Lawrence proves there's a fine line between fat and phat
Fight crime and stay away from Blue Streak
It's punishing watching Eddie Murphy waste his comedic talents in Life
With Nothing to Lose, Robbins and Lawrence turn a loss into a tie