TEXANS CELEBRATE AMERICA - Neither of the pre-game patriotic performances achieved Whitney Houston-level kudos, but both were delivered tastefully and capably. Lindale's Miranda Lambert did some nice harmonizin' with her hubby on "America the Beautiful," and Burleson's Kelly Clarkson shared her Nati ... More >>
We know it's not the end of the world if we have to valet. It's not as if the attendant's going to go apeshit and take our car for a joyride. Things like that only happen in '80s comedies starring Matthew Broderick, right?
The truth is that plenty of valet attendants are shitty drivers, but not as ... More >>