Toldja Michael Phelps wasn't perfect.
Well, didn't I? Actually, I warned that he was overrated. But still.
In other news, Richie Whitt = Jeff Spicoli as well.
In light of this weekend's (shocking?) revelation that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids during his 2003 MVP season with your Texas Rangers, I hereby invite a public stoning.
And, yes thanks, I'll be happy to chunk the first rocks:
*A-Fraud is one of the most disingenuous athletes of our generation. Off the field he purports to be a milk-n-cookies Boy Scout - "I'm not a nightclub guy ..." - when, in fact, he's a friggin' swinger.
*He's a phony who breaks baseball's co
Went to my son's 7th grade football scrimmage yesterday afternoon and - it's official - I'm effin' old. Uncool. Dweeby. Dorky. And totally outta touch.
These two boys - I dunno, maybe 13 or 14ish - were talking underneath the bleachers. At least I think it was talking. To my ancient ears it might as well have been that click-cluck-clicking-chirping from those alien prawns in District 9.
Boy 1: "'Sup mayne."
Boy 2: "Kickin' the bobo. You straight?"
Boy 1: "California."
Boy 1: "Bruh,
Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End:
*As for August's PPM radio ratings - surprise! - 1310 AM The Ticket continues to dominate. Among men 25-54, The Ticket remains No. 1 in the market leading every hour from 6 a.m. to 7 p.m. In the distant battle for second place 105.3 The Fan continues to gain on 103.3 FM ESPN, leading in about half the day. To avoid those "Hey, quit tooting your own horn, asshole!" accusation
