Nick Lachey

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Writes A Song For Tony Romo? Apparently.

    Gossip site Showbiz Spy quotes the June issue of Glamour, revealing that Jessica Simpson is not only "in love" with Tony Romo--she's written a song for her man. The song's called "Back in My Old Boots," and apparently it's about how "comfortable" Romo makes her feel... Interesting. Of course, th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2008

    Really, Tony, the Grand Lux?

    Did you wake up this morning and go, "Man, enough about convention center hotels and Barack Obama and Trinity Parkway cost overruns -- how the hell are Tony and Jessica doing, anyway?" 'Cause if you did, it's your lucky day: They're getting engaged. OK, fine. So that's stretching it by a good 1,000 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2008

    Jessica and Tony Nomo? Whatever.

    So, maybe we're done here; maybe this is the last we'll ever write about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Because, maybe, they're finished. As in: "Tony is now starting to blame her himself," says an alleged buddy of the Cowboys QB. "Before dating Jessica, he was Texas' golden boy. Now he's become a j ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2008

    "Forget About Eli Manning When You and Jessica Are Tanning."

    Kentucky's Ryan Parker is the ... um ... um ... Ryan Adams of sport-song parodies. Perhaps you're already familiar with his hits: 2006's "Why The Cowboys Stink," 2007's A-Rod ballad "Been Caught Stealing" and so, so many more. Well, he's got another Cowboys jam this week: "Don't Worry Be Happy Tony, ... More >>

  • Music

    February 15, 2007

    American Idiot

    All caps and fist pumps

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2006

    Lookin' Fer Love In All The Wrong Places

    In my column this week, I audition for ABC's The Bachelor, joining thousands of women across the country in the quest for true love in prime time. With my love antennae particularly attuned to the plight of the modern mating woman, I noticed that, this year, we're really getting the shaft. (No, not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2006

    Nick and Kirby Gots Balls

    Nick Lachey's gonna own a minor-league baseball team with Dallas' Kirby Schlegel. Pinch me. Since Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson aren't dating after all--no surprise there, since, like, isn't she supposed to be with John Mayer?--guess we'll have to settle for Kirby Schlegel and Nick Lachey. I know. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 27, 2006

    Man Crushing on Tony Romo

    Last night wasn't an easy one for Tony Romo. He has to endure KTVT-Channel 11 sports anchor Babe Laufenberg's cheap-ass come-ons during "The Score": graphic gags involving Romo's head being Photoshopped onto Mount Rushmore and a Hall of Fame bust. (Only days earlier, during a 10 p.m. newscast, ancho ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 26, 2006

    Nick at Night

    Lachey heals himself on stage

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2006

    It Was All a Dream

    Morgan Fairchild, being honored by Woman in Film next week, was the Jessica Simpson of her day. But smarter. And prettier. And more talented. For what it's worth, Patrick Duffy--the guy who played Bobby Ewing and, even better, the Man from Atlantis--is against the remake of Dallas, which is on hold ... More >>

  • Music

    September 14, 2006

    Pop Quiz

    Diva Dumbdown

  • Music

    July 27, 2006

    Into the Dark

    Weirded out by Thursday's Journey/Def Leppard bill? The future is worse.

  • Music

    March 2, 2006

    Star Factory

    At Septien Vocal Studio, anyone can make it in music. But you've got to be cute. And a million bucks would help too.

  • Music

    December 23, 2004

    Season's Bleatings

    Thanks to these CDs, it's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas

  • Music

    July 8, 2004
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    November 27, 2003
  • Calendar

    November 27, 2003

    Good Cheer

    The Turtle Creek Chorale is on Santa's "nice" list

  • Calendar

    August 7, 2003

    Minority Report

    Hispanic Expo offers diversity, free stuff

  • News

    June 29, 2000


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