Orlando Bloom

A Masterpiece on Canvas

Reduced-Salt Dogs

In the slick and handsome Pirates of the Caribbean, more is somehow less

Flick It

Your guide to summer's hottest films

Pirates: At Wit's End

It's time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

Camel Light

It's time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

Fool's Gold

The Pirates are back, and they're out to ransack your wallet

Your Show of Shows

The Pirates are back, and they're out to ransack your wallet

Crowe Flies Home

Elizabethtown is a mess, not that its director should care

Crowe's Songs

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Why We Need DVDs

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War: What Is It Good For?

In Ridley Scott's latest epic, it's good for one really stunning siege

His Guy Friday

A gay movie buff takes tips from Cary Grant

I'll Sleep, Period

Mike Hodges follows up Croupier with a somnambulistic crime drama

Pitt and the Pabulum

Brad's ripped and The Iliad's shredded in the scintillating spectacle Troy

Upper Middle Earth

The Return of the King marks a zenith in cinematic potential

Hell and Back

Scott's Black Hawk Down pays grim, gritty homage to real-life warriors

In the Baggins

We're off to see the wonderful wizards of The Lord of the Rings

New York, I Love You

We're off to see the wonderful wizards of The Lord of the Rings

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Forget the fountain youth. Try euthanasia on this tired series.