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Last Night's American Music Awards: A Synopsis

What I gleaned amidst the crooners and cleavage:*Former Stone Temple Pilots' front man Scott Wieland is (still) on something. *Paris Hilton is (still) annoying. *Mariah Carey is (still) hot. *Jamie Foxx is cocky with a capital 'K'. *Kanye West wants to be Elvis. Making the feat even more unlike ... More >>

Last Night: Play-N-Skillz Grammy Party At Plush

Play-N-Skillz, Big Tuck, Slim Thug, Pitbull, Paul Wall, Too $hort, morePlushWednesday, February 4, 2009Better than: Parking a filthy, body-damaged Scion Xb in a metered spot and walking two blocks to avoid using the valet service, all the while contemplating how out of place you are anywhere near a ... More >>

Today In Music News: Paris Hilton's Got Balls, Chris Brown's Got Problems and Q-Tip's Got A Mixtape

Your daily dose of national music news for Wednesday, February 11, 2009... That no talent ass-clown known as Paris Hilton apparently approached Sir Paul McCartney backstage at the Grammy's asking if he would consider doing a duet with her. I believe he answered by doubling over in laughte ... More >>

Bolton No More in ’04

And other New Year’s resolutions we’re not sticking with

Is It Over Yet?

And other New Year’s resolutions we’re not sticking with

Queen Bitch

Bowen tells the story of A Royal Pain

Ask a Mexican

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Ask A Mexican

Hot chicks and hot cars speak the universal language

Bad Girls Don't Cry

Jamaica's new dancehall badass wants your attention

Next Exit, No Fun

Jamaica's new dancehall badass wants your attention

Mad Commentary

Jamaica's new dancehall badass wants your attention

Do Be Brief

Ben is a Fountain of Che stories

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Diva Dumbdown

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What a VIP Off

A night at the Ghostbar is just like Hollywood, without the celebrities or fun

Pool Queue

Which music personalities are heading for the great recording studio in the sky? Our intrepid critic predicts.

High Flying

Virgin Galactic's 2008: A Space Oddity

Fergie

The Dutchess (A&M)

Stars Are Deaf Too

The Dutchess (A&M)

Maltiple Choice

What's wrong with blended Scotch?

Star Focker

David LaChapelle's photographs will rub you the right way

Problems at Home

Brad and Angelina are out to kill each other. You may want a piece of them, too.

Lemonade

Mark Cuban, you so smart!

Past Vs. Progress

We love the nightlife

Depress Tour

I coulda sworn I was there when they turned on the TV

Deeds Redone

The Burning Question crew's year in review

A Fan's Notes

Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003

Blonde Ambition

Princess Superstar could be the first white-girl rapper to break through to the mainstream

Suburban tweeners rock out to mall punk, DFW's hottest musical export. No, really.

Princess Superstar could be the first white-girl rapper to break through to the mainstream

The Top Ten Smuttiest Food Ads

You probably remember the moment you first saw Jessica Simpson slink into a Pizza Hut and, quite seductively, feed some dorky tween an oh-so-cheesy popper while moaning the line "one of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you." Yeah, it was pre-the now post- Tony Romo and she might have ... More >>

And The Winner Is...

​It is truly weird when City of Ate stories pop up in other venues, often without context. For instance, our Top 10 on foods to fry for next year's state fair somehow ended up in a Baltimore paper's blog, where some people show surprising scorn for things Texan.These cross-posts, or whatever they' ... More >>

A Night at the (Genetic) Opera

​It is truly weird when City of Ate stories pop up in other venues, often without context. For instance, our Top 10 on foods to fry for next year's state fair somehow ended up in a Baltimore paper's blog, where some people show surprising scorn for things Texan.These cross-posts, or whatever they' ... More >>

The Year/The Decade: Embarrassments

​Probably should issue this caveat to start: Unless you're speaking of Paris Hilton or Tex Cobb, the label of embarrassment implies the person in question possesses some talent.Nobody is perfect, of course. The Rolling Stones recorded Emotional Rescue, Babe Ruth lost half a season due to a "bellya ... More >>

Naughty Aughties

​Probably should issue this caveat to start: Unless you're speaking of Paris Hilton or Tex Cobb, the label of embarrassment implies the person in question possesses some talent.Nobody is perfect, of course. The Rolling Stones recorded Emotional Rescue, Babe Ruth lost half a season due to a "bellya ... More >>

Convicted in Cali and On Trial in NYC, Anand Jon's Next Stop Is a Dallas County Courtroom

Anand Jon Alexander with former client Paris Hilton​It's been almost three years since we first told you the sordid story of Anand Jon Alexander, the one-time designer to the stars who came to town promising women, many of them under-age, modeling jobs right before he sexually assaulted them. Wome ... More >>

DC9er Mixtape, Vol. 9: DJ Merritt

​Twenty-something years ago, Merritt was just your average high school kid, hanging out and throwing keggers. But, one Saturday afternoon, on his way to help set up a party, Merritt witnessed a series of life-changing events which transformed him into DJ Merritt--pretty much over night. Now, with ... More >>

From Party Girl to Oscar Winner, Sofia Coppola's Journey to Somewhere.

​Twenty-something years ago, Merritt was just your average high school kid, hanging out and throwing keggers. But, one Saturday afternoon, on his way to help set up a party, Merritt witnessed a series of life-changing events which transformed him into DJ Merritt--pretty much over night. Now, with ... More >>

Ron Natinsky is the Chosen One? What's Our Second Choice, Then?

​Twenty-something years ago, Merritt was just your average high school kid, hanging out and throwing keggers. But, one Saturday afternoon, on his way to help set up a party, Merritt witnessed a series of life-changing events which transformed him into DJ Merritt--pretty much over night. Now, with ... More >>

Miss Turkey and The Top Five Shameless Carl's Jr. Ads

Carl's Jr - YouTube"To help you remember we put Miss Turkey in a bikini": Carl's Jr. new ad for their turkey burger.​Carl's Jr., which opened a new spot in Dallas late last year, has added a new entry to their weird, not funny food-meets-porn marketing strategy. The commercial popped up on Eater t ... More >>

10 Fast Foods That Sound Like Sex Positions

Paris Hilton dives into a very 'Big Carl.' (Western bacon style)​Just about anything can take on a sexual connotation, and while efforts are being made to sex up food, what of the unsexiest of all edibles: fast food? Nope, there are still fuck-tastically named items on every drive-through menu ... More >>

Nude Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Statue: It Not Only Exists, But It's Coming Our Way Soon.

​ Not sure whether this is creepy, amazing or both, but, alas, a "famed" sculptor named Daniel Edwards -- responsible for such past classics as a nude Paris Hilton playing with her dog and a nude Britney Spears giving birth on her hands and knees -- has gone and created a bronze statue of Grand Pr ... More >>

Nude Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Statue's Sculptor Tells Us The Motivation For His Piece

"Justin and Selena as One."​The announcement yesterday from 46-year-old Connecticut-based sculptor Daniel Edwards -- that he'd created a (mostly) nude sculpture of teenage music superstars Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, and that it would soon be put on public display in an adult store right here ... More >>