Penelope Cruz

Can't Get a Fix on Crix' Pix for Best Flix

Now, HP Ladies Can Stay in Town to Spend a Fortune on a Haircut

The mild bunch

Wherein the fine novel The Hi-Lo Country is transformed into a so-so movie

Reality is...(fill in the blank)

From Spain, a movie that questions the relationship between dreams and reality, truth and illusion

Movie Mourning

The Modern hosts an Elegy

Mighty Aphrodites

Penélope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson join forces—and some other stuff—in Woody Allen's (winning!) latest

Living Dead Girl

A mean ghost kid kicks Halle Berry's ass in Gothika

All About Almodóvar

A mean ghost kid kicks Halle Berry's ass in Gothika

Get In-Volver-ed

The Modern worships the goddess Penelope

Just Not During the Movie

The Modern worships the goddess Penelope

Hold Your Horses

The Modern worships the goddess Penelope

Tortilla Flat

Nacho's funnier than Napoleon, which isn't sayin' much

Fortunate Son

Sahara has no reason to exist, until you see who made it

March Madness

Irish eyes are smiling at the Greenville Avenue parade

A Slice o' Hell

Don't Tempt Me with this teasing battle for one man's soul

Damaged Goods

Waking Up in Reno is not that bad, but it's not that good, either

Eyes Half Open

Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland

Ship of Fools

Color-blind casting is one thing, but Captain Corelli's Mandolin goes absurdly overboard

Ranch Hams

Matt Damon and cast tackle Cormac and give us a predictably mythic Cowboy flick. Yeehaw.

Too, Too Cute

Woman on Top, suffers from a ridiculous premise and a galling sweetness

The good Mother

Almodovar gets his kicks in this surreal 'screwball drama'

Second Chances

Twice does it all over again, so what's the point?

Nine

Twice does it all over again, so what's the point?

Love Is Blind

Twice does it all over again, so what's the point?

Nine: The Trickiest, Worstest Movie Ever

​Went on a date. To re-boot my chivalry, I let her pick the movie. Nine. Oh boy. She says, "It's about a guy who fantasizes about hot chicks." I say (fingers crossed), "I'm in. Are we talking porn?" So we go to Magnolia theater in West Village, have a drink and there, writhing around on ... More >>

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Forget the fountain youth. Try euthanasia on this tired series.