Even if European soccer owner Tom Hicks convinced Major League Baseball to inject the same screwy tables that govern soccer into America's pasttime your Texas Rangers wouldn't be a playoff team. But, alas, they wouldn't be relegated, either. If baseball were run according to European soccer ... More >>
I know the Texas Rangers swept the previously mighty Boston Red Sox and we're all atwitter about the American League West division race heading into August ... September ... maybe even October? But what if baseball were governed according to, say, European football standards? You know, the top ... More >>
I dunno, maybe it's because I'm all baseball-fevering out here at Rangers spring training. Or maybe I'm saving my basketball jones for the Mavs' playoff run. Whatever, I just don't have the March Madness this year. Watched some games last night at a crummy little sports bar in Peoria (where's the Fo ... More >>
Monday, August 15, at Dan's Silverleaf
Have today's country and western stars been consulting with the Fab Five?
In a bungled hunt for a killer, police wreck the life of an innocent
Chicago dances its way through the origins of the celebrity crook
Dude. The Fast and the Furious sports sick cars and a badass Racer X. Sweet.
A plea bargain closes the book on the mysterious disappearance of Madalyn Murray O'Hair
High-pressure sales tactics and promises of fabulous prizes make Dallas-based Silverleaf Resorts the champion of Texas time-shares, but dissatisfied customers say, "Buyer beware"
Cringeworthy, Bad Lawyer Joke, Wilonsky Needs a Raise
Bungling thieves, piles of gold, jailhouse snitches, and bloody clothes. Prosocuretors in Madalyn Murray O'Hair's disappearance had everything -- except three corpses
A reporter's tip helped detectives identify a mutilated body dumped along the Trinity, but finding the man's name led to a deeper mystery -- the disappearance of atheist gadfly Madalyn Murray O'Hair
David Yow's got balls--he just doesn't want to show them to you anymore
Dwight Yoakam's the last great country singer left--and he doesn't need a twang to prove it