Subject: Philadelphia Eagles

• Merry Effing Christmas!

  December 26, 2006

• Spit Happens

  December 18, 2006

• Tee. Zero.

  October 9, 2006

• Pick Your Pleasure (or Poison)

  October 6, 2006

• Silver and Gold

  October 4, 2006

• Owens' Sausage

  August 29, 2006

• Owens' Sausage

  July 6, 2006

• The Beginning of the End

  July 6, 2006

• Terrell Owens Loves Kids!

  May 18, 2006

• America's Schedule

  April 6, 2006

• The Team-wrecker

  March 21, 2006

• You Can Spell Team Without T.O.

  March 14, 2006

• Turns Out, Terrell Owens Owes His Former Team Close to $1 Million

  January 29, 2008

• The Times Wonders, Wither the Mavs? And: T.O. Sued By the Eagles.

  April 29, 2008

• That ’70s Show

  September 2, 2008

• You Betcha: Week 3

  September 12, 2008

• Premature Exaltation

  September 15, 2008

• Cowboys 41, Eagles 37

  September 15, 2008

• Stay Classy, Dallas

  September 15, 2008

• NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 3

  September 16, 2008

• Cowboys 27, Packers 16

  September 22, 2008

• NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 4

  September 23, 2008

• Nevermores 33, Never Agains 24

  Lowlights from the final night at Texas Stadium: *I know the Buccaneers and Eagles lost yesterday and there's still hope for the Cowboys making the playoffs. But what happened Saturday night was inexcusable. *Safety Ken Hamlin, who played in the Pro Bowl last January, was unblocked and had both hands on both Ravens' runners on the final, fatal touchdown runs of 77 and 82 yards. Hamlin went low on Willis McGahee and his left forearm just caromed off the running back's knee. Hamlin then we

  December 22, 2008

• If Nothing Else, Tony Romo Is Good For Great Season-Ending Photos

  And now, we finally have a photo to replace this one of Tony Romo weeping at the end of Seattle 21, Dallas 20 on January 6, 2007. Said a friend as we were watching the predictable demise of Dallas, no image better defines Cowboys 2008 than this one, screengrabbed by The 700 Level (and, no doubt, every Philadelphia Eagles fan). There's this lowlight reel as well, compiled by a Romophobic and scored, of course, to that Daniel Powter song "Bad Day"; No. 9 deserves that awful song. Then, to top it

  December 29, 2008

• Whitt's End: 1.16.09

  Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *My summation of Thursday's dramatic plane crash/rescue in New York's Hudson River: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!! *Found it funny that, although the crash happened at 2:30, Larry King and his ancient suspenders were still talking about the details on CNN under a yellow "BREAKING NEWS!" banner at 8:30. *To answer a couple of your questions, the way it's been explained to me is th

  January 16, 2009

• The Cowboys' Crappy New Year!

  After the most disappointing season in franchise history, how can the Cowboys' resolution be the status woe?

  January 15, 2009

• Texas Stadium Deserved a Fonder Farewell Than This

  December 25, 2008

• Chin Music

  Tony Romo's maturation trumps bruises and bumps during dazzling debut

  September 11, 2008

• Tony Romo Has 67 Million Reasons to Be Alive

  November 8, 2007

• Terrible Owens

  Duh, Cowboys' prima donna isn't worth the trouble

  December 28, 2006

• Flying Low

  December 21, 2006

• Sympathy for the Devil

  T.O. brings out Dallas' dark side

  October 5, 2006

• Training Day

  Feel-good football tale scores with charm and sincerity

  August 24, 2006

• Ready to Blow

  With Terrell Owens, which comes first--the Super Bowl ring or the explosion?

  August 10, 2006

• Good Grief

  Our columnist is a loser--again--which is more fun for us than him

  February 10, 2005

• Head Cases

  The Eagles--and their fans--know when insanity is a good thing

  December 11, 2003

• Draft Dodger

  Unfortunately for him, our columnist couldn't avoid the NFL draft forever

  May 1, 2003

• The Rookie

  Pete Hunter grew up in Atlantic City casinos, so he knows he's a long shot to make it in the NFL. Then why does he seem like a sure bet?

  October 3, 2002

• A Love-Hate Thing

  If our columnist knew what it meant, he would say he's experiencing Schadenfreude

  December 14, 2000

• Small Soldiers

  Yeah, they're fast, but the Cowboys' linebackers are too short and light for the NFL

  September 7, 2000

• Scrambling for cover

  Randall Cunningham wants to be a backup. Really. But the one thing he's never outrun is quarterback controversy.

  July 27, 2000

• Today In Music News: Ozzy Dumps Zakk, Teens Slack On Illegal Downloading and Joe Simpson's A Career Opportunist

  Your daily dose of national music news for Tuesday, July 14, 2009... Ozzy Osbourne has decided to drop Zakk Wylde from his band. But, he may want to tell Zakk... According to a new study, the percentage of teens who illegally download music has dropped by almost half in the last year. But, teens never lie or anything... Joe Simpson wants his daughter Ashlee to resucitate her lagging music career with a album of Michael Jackson covers. It was that or start rooting for the P

  July 14, 2009

• Cowboys' Camp Questions?

  Home Sweet Dome.​A year ago at this time I was pegging the Dallas Cowboys for the "Super Bowl." Last time we saw them however - 44-6 losers in Philly on Dec. 28 - it was "or bust." Coming off 2008's 9-7 disaster, the Cowboys have shedded from their roster the leading receiver (Terrell Owens), second-best pass rusher (Greg Ellis), two best special-teams players (Keith Davis and Kevin Burnett) and the second-leading tackler (Zach Thomas). When the Cowboys open training camp in p

  July 27, 2009

• Everyone Expects the Cowboys Quarterback to Be a Leader, But is Romo Finally Ready to Answer the Call?

  August 13, 2009

• NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 1

  ​Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings - if I had one of those little encircled R's to signify a trademarked idea, it'd go here - the criteria is everything, nothing and all that's in between. Past performance and future potential is considered, but mostly - like college football's weekly Top 25 - it's

  September 15, 2009

• NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 9

  ​Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings - if I had one of those little encircled R's to signify a trademarked idea, it'd go here - the criteria is everything, nothing and all that's in between. Past performance and future potential is considered, but mostly - like college football's weekly Top 25 - it's

  November 3, 2009

• Wowboys 20, Beagles 16: My Top 10 Observations

  Even Philly fans liked Dallas last night.​10. Lots of heroes Sunday night in Philly, but the biggest - smallest - play was made by rookie linebacker Victor Butler. With the Eagles down 7 and facing third-and-10 from Dallas' 33, Donovan McNabb scrambled right into what seemed to be an open field for a good 10 to 20 yards. Butler, however, dove and clipped McNabb's right toe, sending him sprawling for a 1-yard sack. The Eagles settled for a field goal and never ran another offensive

  November 9, 2009

• NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 9

  ​Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings - if I had one of those little encircled R's to signify a trademarked idea, it'd go here - the criteria is everything, nothing and all that's in between. Past performance and future potential is considered, but mostly - like college football's weekly Top 25 - it's

  November 10, 2009

• For Those of Us Who Doubted The Dallas Cowboys, It's Time To Confess Our Sins

  November 12, 2009

• NFL Quarterback Ratings: Week 10

  ​Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings - if I had one of those little encircled R's to signify a trademarked idea, it'd go here - the criteria is everything, nothing and all that's in between. Past performance and future potential is considered, but mostly - like college football's weekly Top 25 - it's

  November 17, 2009