• Blogs

    November 6, 2014

    Skip The Gross Turkey This Year And Let Pecan Lodge Smoke Your Thanksgiving Dinner

    In theory, Thanksgiving is the time of the year when you get together with your family to be grateful, watch football, and eat yourself into a coma. Unfortunately, though, this holiday often ends up being more about listening to your racist Aunt Edna rant about ebola and Obama, and worse, eating Gra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 25, 2014

    Dallas Police Want Cops to Tweet More. Oh Man, So Do We.

    The Dallas Police Department officially unveiled plans this week to encourage officers to tweet more, as part of a wider social-media strategy that includes beefing up the department's blog and Facebook page and posting more photos on Pinterest. We welcome the DPD's expanded entry into the highly c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2013

    An Ode to Stacks of Amazing Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Via Pinterest

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Pinterest will kill your soul. Pinterest is select-league baseball for 9-year olds. You think it's just a silly game, but you're wrong. This is life: It's real and it hurts. Don't you dare come to this game and pick dandelions in the outfield (unless your h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2013

    How to Pull Together a Cheap Last-Minute Easter Basket

    Last year it wasn't until 10 p.m. the night before Easter Sunday that I remembered it was absolutely definitely time to round up some Peeps and chocolate peanut butter eggs to fill baskets, which is partially on account of me not wanting to spend money on things that will be obliterated within one h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2013

    Purim Food: Where to Get Hamantaschen

    This Saturday and Sunday is the Jewish holiday of Purim. What's Purim? The short answer, "Jewish Halloween" is also the wrong answer. But there are costumes involved as well as a lot of drinking, so it's easy to see where folks could get confused. So real quick: Purim is the biblical story of Queen ... More >>

  • News

    February 21, 2013

    Disappearing Ink

    What will happen to all the books?

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2012

    Eight Ways to Impress Your Jewish Friends on Chanukah

    Heads up, gentiles, Chanukah starts tomorrow night . I hope you have all your gifts picked out for all your Jewish friends. You know that's eight gifts per friend, right? No? You sonofabitch. Better click over to Amazon or something, quick. But first, read the rest of this post. See also: Let There ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2012

    20 Reasons Why Pinterest Will Kill Your Soul This Holiday Season

    If you don't dabble in Pinterest, consider yourself blissfully ignorant. But, let's say you're going to a party and need ideas on how to jazz up your eggnog. Pinterest probably has lots of suggestions. See, you get "boards" that are based on topics and you "pin" things you like to those boards. Then ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2012

    A Quickfire Interview with Bitchin' Kitchen's Nadia G.

    To be quite honest, I've never been a huge fan of Bitchin' Kitchen. It's just that it's an assault on the senses. Loud, busy, with lots of costumes, oiled up half naked dudes and whatnot. It's too much. If you haven't heard of Bitchin' Kitchen, it's a show on The Cooking Channel (AKA The Other Food ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 18, 2012

    Honey, We Need to Talk About Your Food Porn Addiction

    Last week we received an email about food porn addiction, which was really just an effort to promote the book Eating Mindfully by Dr. Susan Albers, Psy. D. Usually we discard these things, but we thought it'd be sooooo freaking hilarious to ask sly porn questions! Then we'd all laugh at our wit an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2012

    Vegetarian Awareness Month: Ten Ways to Celebrate in 2012

    Last year, October was Vegetarian Awareness Month. This year, it is once again. Because clearly, the fight to recognize that Vegetarians are among us is still not over. We must be aware. We must make others aware. We will prevail! Celebrating Vegetarian Awareness Month is easy! Just be aware that V ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2012

    Frito-Lay Is Outsourcing Flavors. We Have Some Ideas.

    Maybe you've seen the commercial. It's up there. Michael Symon, the smiliest chef ever, is bouncing his bald head all over the television for Frito-Lay's newest ad campaign/contest. Eva Longoria is even taking time out of her... um... schedule to tout Frito-Lay's flavor outsourcing endeavor! Frito-L ... More >>

  • Calendar

    May 3, 2012
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    February 6, 2012

    Top 10 Super Bowl Commercials Starring Food

    This year, like most years, the multi-million-dollar-slinging advertising competition known as the Super Bowl was largely dominated by those in the motor vehicle category. But if you were paying close attention, somewhere between the David Beckham ogling, flipping back and forth from the Super Bowl ... More >>

  • Culture

    December 29, 2011

    Les Miz, Oui; La Bete, Non

    Some misery you enjoy. Some comedy is just miserable.