• Blogs

    February 4, 2014

    McDonald's Canada Wants Us to be Less Grossed Out by McNuggets, Is Grossing Us Out

    Our Northern neighbors don't shy away from the tough questions. That seems to be the takeaway from the latest McDonald's Canada marketing campaign. In a series of videos called "Our Chicken. Your Questions," the company answers questions like, "What are legitimately in mcnuggets is there pink goop ... More >>

  • News

    February 28, 2013
  • Blogs

    September 13, 2012

    Beef Products, Inc. Sues ABC News Over Pink Slime Coverage

    ABC News was slapped with a $1.2 billion defamation lawsuit this morning from Beef Products Inc. as a result of the networks' coverage of the great 2012 Pink Slime Shitstorm earlier this year. Oops, I'm sorry, it was the 2012 Lean Finely Textured Beef Shitstorm. The coverage, a result of a massive ... More >>

  • Dining

    December 29, 2011

    At Zio Cecio, Priced Out Until the Pasta

    High-priced dishes obscure the cooking at Zio Cecio -- until the pasta comes.

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2009

    Tuesday's Unverified Fact About San Diego

    ‚ÄčThe 'Boys host Philip Rivers and whoever else in on the Chargers Sunday. Another "fact" about socialism...Several superstitious members of the Chargers must have special pre-game meals. For example, Antonio Gates eats an entire container of Play-Doh before every game--and has done so since he was ... More >>

  • Dining

    March 26, 2009

    DiTerra’s Urban Italian

    It's always wise to eat where waiters eat

  • Calendar

    December 13, 2007

    We’ve Got a Fever

    And the only prescription is 500X

  • Calendar

    December 6, 2007
  • Calendar

    May 3, 2007

    Jonah and the Play-Doh

    Get sucked in at Pawn Gallery

  • Dining

    December 1, 2005

    Nicked Name

    Hall of Fame is Hall of Same Ol' Mediocre Barbecue

  • Film

    July 14, 2005

    Always a Bridesmaid

    Skirt-chasing Vince Vaughn is Wedding Crashers' master of ceremonies

  • Music

    November 11, 2004

    Method Rocking

    Minnie Driver and Juliette Lewis have started bands. Come on, you know you're curious.

  • News

    May 20, 2004

    The Polygamists Are Coming!

    Nervous West Texas townsfolk brace for the arrival of a sect of Mormon fundamentalists and their many wives

  • News

    March 15, 2001

    The A-Team

    Love it when a plan comes together? Not so fast. Sure, they've got A-Rod and I-Rod, but what about Rusty Greer hitting leadoff, Tim Crabtree closing, and Johnny Oates acting human? John Gonzalez goes to Texas Rangers spring training to look for answers.

  • Dining

    October 3, 1996

    No fizz

    Bellini's follows the rules--unfortunately

  • News

    June 27, 1996
  • Film

    April 20, 1995

    Joe Bob Briggs

    Drive-In Movie Critic of Grapevine, TX