ABC News was slapped with a $1.2 billion defamation lawsuit this morning from Beef Products Inc. as a result of the networks' coverage of the great 2012 Pink Slime Shitstorm earlier this year. Oops, I'm sorry, it was the 2012 Lean Finely Textured Beef Shitstorm. The coverage, a result of a massive ... More >>
High-priced dishes obscure the cooking at Zio Cecio -- until the pasta comes.
The 'Boys host Philip Rivers and whoever else in on the Chargers Sunday. Another "fact" about socialism...Several superstitious members of the Chargers must have special pre-game meals. For example, Antonio Gates eats an entire container of Play-Doh before every game--and has done so since he was ... More >>
It's always wise to eat where waiters eat
And the only prescription is 500X
Get sucked in at Pawn Gallery
Hall of Fame is Hall of Same Ol' Mediocre Barbecue
Skirt-chasing Vince Vaughn is Wedding Crashers' master of ceremonies
Minnie Driver and Juliette Lewis have started bands. Come on, you know you're curious.
Nervous West Texas townsfolk brace for the arrival of a sect of Mormon fundamentalists and their many wives
Love it when a plan comes together? Not so fast. Sure, they've got A-Rod and I-Rod, but what about Rusty Greer hitting leadoff, Tim Crabtree closing, and Johnny Oates acting human? John Gonzalez goes to Texas Rangers spring training to look for answers.
Bellini's follows the rules--unfortunately
Drive-In Movie Critic of Grapevine, TX