Richard Bartel

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2008

    World’s Fastest Human Doubles As Hall of Fame’s Slowest Inductee

    The man. It’s over. The Cowboys’ preseason, that is, signaled by last night’s ho-hum victory over the Vikings. And the drama, climaxed when Pacman Jones was officially reinstated yesterday while eating a chicken sandwich and no doubt quenching his insatiable hunger for orange short sho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2008

    You Are Not the Love of Jessica Simpson's Life. Yes, You.

    Expect to see and hear plenty from Jessica Simpson in coming days -- her country album, Do You Know, is in stores September 9. (Though, yesterday it kinda found its way to the Internets a little early.) Which, among other reasons, is why she's on the cover of the brand-new People, once more pronounc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 21, 2008

    Hard Knocks: Week 3

    I give it a B- so far. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 3. Or did I miss something? 5. Jerry Jones and Sports Illustrated’s Peter King talking – I think – while munching popcorn. Free Sportatorium T-shirt to anyone who provides me an accurate transcript of th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2008

    Cowboys – Y-A-W-N – Lose Another Preseason Game

    Wake me up when the Cowboys lose to the Redskins. I’ll make you a bet. On the morning of Dec. 14, hours before the Cowboys host the New York Giants, you won’t be able to recall even two of the opponents on Dallas’ preseason schedule, much less any of the scores. You’ll also furrow yo ... More >>

  • Music

    August 1, 2002

    Taking the Field

    SMU quarterback trades in his cleats for a bass guitar, and we've got our eye on the ball