Richard Simmons

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2014

    Dallas City Employees Are Too Fat, So City Hall Now Has a "Chief Wellness Officer"

    It's been six months, 11 days, and, oh, about three-and-a-half hours since City Manager A.C. Gonzalez was voted into office on a promise to shake things up at City Hall, and it's finally happened. The city announced today that Gonzalez has injected new blood into upper management by bringing in two ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2012

    LMFAO - American Airlines Center - 6/15/12

    See also: 20 shots from LMFAO at American Airlines Center At least 57* opening acts preceded LMFAO's RedFoo and SkyBlu at the American Airlines Center on Friday night. They brought with them a live band (shocking, right?), a DJ, the show-stealing Quest Crew dancers, several scantily clad female boo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 8, 2012

    Let's Talk About Sharon Simmons, the 55-Year-Old Who Wants to be a Cowboys Cheerleader

    So by now you've probably seen or heard about 55-year-old Sharon Simmons, who tried out to be a Cowboys cheerleader. For some reason I hadn't heard of her, probably because I'm a Redskins fan and have been sitting in my bedroom with candles lit and YouTube on, looking at videos of RGIII. If you're ... More >>

  • News

    April 7, 2011

    Fastest Show on Earth

    NASCAR's Ringmaster

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2010

    Top 10 Most Annoying Diet Fads

    In a rare unguarded moment, Jared Fogle appears without a pair of pants in his hand.​Grapefruit can change your life. Cabbage soup, too. Balancing the right carbs with the right fats extends one's youth. Smoking shaves off the pounds. Eating only vegetables is ethically right...While Americans did ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 4, 2010

    How 'Bout Them Knockers: Sal's Pizza

    ​Each week in 'Knockers' we order from a different delivery restaurant, assessing their efficiency and keeping a running score.Sal's Pizza2525 Wycliff (Dallas)214-522-1828Second location:5700 Legacy (Plano)972-943-8600Promised delivery time: 30 minutesActual delivery time: 27 minutesScoring Summar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 20, 2009

    10 Questions: Mr. Dallas

    He is, in every sense of the word, The Man.Well, that attribution is probably only true for those of us sharing far too much zeal for nightlife, but still...No one is better than this bleary-eyed Dallas Morning News icon at zeroing in on a scene, distilling it into words and making it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2008

    If Stan Richards Hates Your "Piece of Crap," You'd Best Duck

    The Richards Group has finished posting all of its help-wanted spots to the YouTubes -- and, wow, the one below really makes you wanna work for Stan Richards. Only, turns out the only thing some folks hate more than these spots is Richards Group's Bridgestone ad, which debuted during the Super Bowl ... More >>

  • Culture

    December 27, 2007

    Review: The Goodbye Girl

    Mean guy moves out, nice guy moves in—now everybody sing!

  • Film

    September 6, 2007

    Test My Balls of Fury

    You want answers to last week's quiz? We got answers.

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2006

    More Bad Medicine

    Last month, we mentioned that Louisiana Attorney General Charles C. Foti Jr. had a doctor and two nurses arrested after it was alleged they killed four patients at a New Orleans hospital, Memorial Medical Center, during the hours after Hurricane Katrina hit the city exactly one year ago. Dr. Anna Po ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 22, 2006

    The 800-Pound Gorilla

    Mazel tov to our pal Chris Cantalini: The blogmaster of Gorilla vs. Bear, one of the few must-visit MP3 blogs going and certainly among the few to pimp local acts, is getting himself a radio gig. He's joining Howard Stern, Mark Cuban and Richard Simmons as part of the Sirius family with a show calle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2006
  • Music

    February 2, 2006

    The Beatdown

    Forget hailing the king-- give it up for San Antonio's DJ Jester

  • Calendar

    January 5, 2006

    Broadway Bound

    The Uptown Players get their makeovers for diva-dom

  • Calendar

    January 13, 2005

    Suds 'n' Studs

    Soap stars help whip you into shape

  • News

    July 15, 2004

    Restart the Insanity

    Plus: Sack of kittens; Summer Reading List

  • Music

    September 5, 2002

    'N Space

    Lance Bass attempts to boldly go where no man has gone before. Well, no pop star, anyway.

  • News

    September 13, 2001


    Potty mouth

  • Dining

    April 26, 2001

    Absinthe Minded

    Why can’t we get absinthe?

  • News

    March 15, 2001

    The A-Team

    Love it when a plan comes together? Not so fast. Sure, they've got A-Rod and I-Rod, but what about Rusty Greer hitting leadoff, Tim Crabtree closing, and Johnny Oates acting human? John Gonzalez goes to Texas Rangers spring training to look for answers.

  • News

    July 20, 2000

    Mr. Fixit

    "Ex-gay" minister Randy Thomas prays to put gays and lesbians on the straight and narrow

  • Film

    June 29, 2000

    Squirrel meat

    Animated duo return in a very Rocky road movie

  • Calendar

    May 13, 1999

    Night & Day

    May 13-19, 1999

  • Music

    March 13, 1997

    Town and country

    Whiskeytown and No Depression pour into town

  • News

    February 27, 1997

    Taking Howard Stern seriously

    The last interview you'll ever need to read with radio's greatest, loudest talker--and, just maybe, Hollywood's newest movie star

  • News

    September 7, 1995
  • Music

    July 13, 1995

    Only the lonely

    that dog.'s second album finds the girls Totally Crushed Out