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Terrell Owens

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    May 6, 2010

    Sure I Can Be Grumpy. But Today I'm Giddy. Because ...

    I dunno, maybe he can write for a living.​I come bearing good news. In short:  ... the consensus among NFL Network insiders and analysts is that there is no market for Terrell Owens at this point, and it will take a training camp injury to create his next job.

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    September 17, 2009
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    September 15, 2009

    T.O. = Thoroughly Overrated

    ​Week 1 receiving stats: Terrell Owens, Buffalo Bills - 2 catches, 46 yards, 0 touchdowns. Loss. Miles Austin, Roy Williams, Patrick Crayton, Dallas Cowboys - 8 catches, 263 yards, 3 touchdowns. Win. My reaction? ...

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    June 3, 2009

    T.O. Talks About the Cowboys. Well, Sorta.

    I'm sure he'll have more to say when he arrives in town later this month for his annual summer camps down in Duncanville, but former Dallas Cowboys' receiver Terrell Owens talked a little about his former team this week with 105.3 The Fan host Greg Hill. The raw, unedited audio is here, and it' ... More >>

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    March 12, 2009
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    March 5, 2009

    Terrell Owens = Cut. Dallas Cowboys = Hope.

    Parting with T.O. is like removing a tattoo. Painful. Necessary. Ultimately therapeutic. And it prompts the question, "Why the hell I'd do that in the first place?"Putcha popcorn down. The failed T.O. experiment is over. Finally. Altogether now: Toldja! It was way back on March 23, 2006 that ... More >>

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    March 5, 2009

    Peter King on Terrell Owens's Release: Toldya. Also, Irvin Moves Into the Cotton Bowl!

    The Sports Illustrated scribe was among the first to predict that Jerry Jones would cut Terrell Owens, even as Jones hemmed and hawed in recent days about what he was going to do with the wide receiver. Why come? A gut feeling, he writes this morning, as Dallas Cowboys fans await official confirmati ... More >>

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    March 5, 2009

    Double Your Cowboys Pleasure

    Suitable for framing. PR News Release Header March 5, 2009 Cowboys Release Roy Williams and Terrell Owens The Dallas Cowboys announced the release of veteran safety Roy Williams today. Williams, who was the team's first round draft choice out of Oklahoma in 2002, earned five Pro Bowl sele ... More >>

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    February 23, 2009

    Where T.O. Watched the Oscars

    Terrell Owens was at Elton John's annual Academy Award viewing party last night at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles, where the (current? former?) Dallas Cowboys wide receiver wanted to see and be seen by those who might help him catch (and drop) his second career as an aspiring thespian. (Gu ... More >>

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    January 26, 2009

    Well, If It's Good Enough for Michael Irvin ...

    ... it's good enough for Terrell Owens. Only days after the former Cowboys receiver announced his reality show, brought to you by the folks responsible for The Biggest Loser, the current (?) Cowboys receiver and VH1 offer news concerning Owens's program, which doesn't have a debut date as of yet:The ... More >>

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    December 12, 2008

    One Thing Tony Romo Can't Fumble Away: The Top-Selling Sports Jersey

    Forbes this morning guesstimates that some half a million Tony Romo jerseys have been sold this year, would would make the Cowboys QB's No. 9 the top-selling top of 2008, even when you factor in baseball, basketball and that other sport that involves some kind of frozen liquid and a circle made of v ... More >>

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    December 12, 2008

    Video of the Week: That's My ... Sniffle ... Quarterback!

    Terrell Owens has had more passes thrown to him this season than Jason Witten. Terrell Owens was elected a team captain. But Terrell Owens, above all else, is the common denominator. Where there's locker-room smoke, there's always T.O.'s fire. If you're surprised by this week's shenanigans, you ... More >>

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    November 26, 2008

    Terrell Owens Not Good Enough to Duplicate Feat. No Way. No How.

       My son hates green beans.   Faced with a plate of them, he'll eat a couple, suck on a couple more, tear two or three apart and, ultimately, smash/push his veggies into a pile and pronounce: "Done!"   Unless, of course, I consult the Parenting 101 guide and resort to ... More >>

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    November 23, 2008

    Cowboys 35, 49ers 22

    The good news: Terrell Owens put up. The bad news: Now he'll never shut up. With the smoke not yet cleared from his obnoxious -- but not even a little bit surprising -- interview with instigator Deion Sanders on NFL Network, T.O. produced his best day in a Cowboys' uniform. Finally getting open and ... More >>

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    November 21, 2008

    Why Is Terrell Owens Wearing an Eagles Shirt on the NFL Network?

    Last night, during halftime of the Cincinnati Bengals-Pittsburgh Steelers game on the NFL Network (I will watch any game played in snow, sorry), Deion Sanders sneak-peeked his Sunday-morning chitchat with Terrell Owens. You can catch a so-so video capture after the jump, or get the crystal-clear ... More >>

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    October 28, 2008

    Against a Dream Team Like This, Diabetes Doesn't Stand a Chance

    Patrick Michels Mayor Tom, and especially Laura Leppert, are thrilled T.O. could join them. The State Fair of Texas may have wrapped, but don't worry -- next week's "Passport to Health" Diabetes Awareness Expo at Fair Park promises to be a real hoot too. To help spread the word about the disease ... More >>

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    October 3, 2008
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    October 2, 2008

    Terrell Owens Loves Him Some Him

    Every once in a while we're reminded how slimy it is to be forced to root for this guy. This week, for example. Couple observations after a wacky Wednesday at Valley Ranch: *T.O. is a self-absorbed, petulant punk. *Dallas’ Only Daily’s “scoop” about him, however, appears flat out ... More >>

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    September 15, 2008

    Terrell Owens: Role Model

    T.O. vs. T.O. Cowboys’ receiver Terrell Owens will be on the cover of October's Sports Illustrated. SI for Kids, that is. The special video game issue will feature T.O. and the Madden NFL ’09 version of T.O. interviewing each other. So, twice as nice? Or double trouble? -- Richie Whi ... More >>

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    September 15, 2008

    So, What Did I Miss?

    So, just at kickoff, the Internet in our Texas Stadium press box broke. Or something. Let's catch up: *Cowboys' fans started an "Eagles Suck!" chant before kickoff. Proud of you guys. Really. *Terence Newman did start after all. But so did Pacman. Roy Williams, notsamuch. Hmm. *Kicke ... More >>

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    August 21, 2008

    Love You Some You in T.O.'s Tees

    The Sporting News' blog FirstCuts directs our attention to the latest and greatest in Official Terrell Owens Sportswear: the Dallas Cowboy's line of "iShirts," for the first person in all of us. And while the shirt pictured above is perhaps the best of the lot -- after all, it signifies "the playful ... More >>

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    June 23, 2008

    Training With T.O.

    Terrell Owens' football camp runs July 9-10 at Duncanville High School. Only, if you go, kiddies, "Don't ask me about my shoes, my money, because that's not what it's all about," says the Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver in one of a handful of promos his peoples have posted to the YouTubes. Didn't say ... More >>

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    June 9, 2008

    NFL Officially Suspicious of Terrell Owens’ Ripped Body

    What, you mean most 34-year-olds don't look like this? According to this story just posted on ESPN.com, Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens has been placed in the NFL’s “reasonable cause” testing program for performance-enhancing drugs. Which means? Owens, who recently botched some teleph ... More >>

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    June 3, 2008

    The Devil Gets His Due. Or, Terrell Owens Gets Paid.

    Like our apologies, our popcorn is ready. Terrell Owens, gulp, team leader? Despite his flabbergasting drops and simmering potential for volatile locker-room destruction, T.O. has proven he deserves his new four-year, $34 million contract. And you know what else? He deserves our apologies. ... More >>

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    June 3, 2008

    T.O. Doesn't Forget to Be Funny

    Terrell Owens is already an actor -- far as you know. Now, you can add to that burgeoning list of potential future professions "stand-up comedian." Because yesterday, round the time NFL commish Roger Goodell said he was partially lifting Adam "Pacman" Jones' suspension and allowing him to practice w ... More >>

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    May 28, 2008
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    May 16, 2008

    Your Weekend Forecast: T.O., Greggo and Lame-O

    Where's Greggo? Would you believe sitting beside Mike Doocy come Sunday night? If you think Terrell Owens was just sooo believable and charming in his sit-com acting debut. If you can’t wait to see Greg Williams again. If you want proof why I became a writer instead of a TV talking head. A ... More >>

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    May 12, 2008
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    January 29, 2008

    Turns Out, Terrell Owens Owes His Former Team Close to $1 Million

    Terrell Owens might be a Dallas Cowboy, but according to The Philadelphia Inquirer today, he owes the Philadelphia Eagles about $800,000. Turns out an arbitrator ruled Friday that the Eagles could indeed collect on some of that signing bonus Owens' former team claimed he forfeited in 2005, when he w ... More >>

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    January 23, 2008

    Photos: Paris Hilton and Terrell Owens at Ghostbar

    A friend of DC-9 made it out to the whole Paris Hilton shindig at Ghostbar last night* and offered up some pictures from her phone to share. Paris was partying it up at the deejay booth with her entourage. Imagine that. Turns out Terrell Owens made it to the party as well. According to our friend, a ... More >>

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    January 11, 2008

    The Best T.O.-Jerry Jones Conspiracy Theory You've Ever Heard, Read or Thought About Ever

    Awesome ultra-exclusive lawsuit alert, by which I mean, here's the nuttiest handwritten single-page complaint filed in federal court you're likely to read in the next 18 minutes. On Christmas Eve, the apparently infamous Jonathan Lee Riches© -- well, that's how he "spells" it -- filed suit against ... More >>

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    November 21, 2007

    Romo to Owens to Witten

    Far as I know, there's no ESPN the Magazine cover curse. Hell, far as I knew till a couple of minutes ago, there was no ESPN the Magazine -- gave it up a while back, after my five-year free subscription finally ran out. But in a few days, three of Your Dallas Cowboys will be staring you down from ev ... More >>

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    November 13, 2007

    Little T's All Grown Up

    As we predicted a while back, Terrell Owens is happy. Something about the disappearance of Bill Parcells magically removing accidental overdoses, narcolepsy and shouting matches with assistants from his daily diet. Weird, the Fat Fish’s departure did the same trick for me too. If you’ve been pa ... More >>

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    October 11, 2007

    Scattershooting ...

    Um, Terrell Owens, we found at least one "original 81" who ain't you, pal. Response to last week’s homage to Blackie Sherrod was, well, yummier than a plate of scratch biscuits and red-eye gravy. So, yes, in fact, I’ll make this a weekly staple. Riddle me this: Buffalo’s Terrence McGee fields ... More >>

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    September 21, 2007

    We Could Be Heroes. Or Not.

    Comic Book Resources offers two very odd green-screen preview pics from this week's Sunday Night Football intro, in which Terrell Owens and Heroes' Masi Oka vie for the title of -- here it comes -- most heroic. Guess it couldn't be any worse than this. --Robert Wilonsky

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    August 23, 2007

    Alternate Route

    Don't look now, but T.O. actually seems OK

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    July 2, 2007
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    December 28, 2006

    Terrible Owens

    Duh, Cowboys' prima donna isn't worth the trouble

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    December 21, 2006
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    December 19, 2006

    You Know Who Likes Terrell Owens? Canadians. Dunno Why. Just Do.

    I do believe the NFL's due to announce its Pro Bowl roster shortly; Richie will chime in at the appropriate moment. Till then, here's this football related nugget from north of the border, where the cold air apparently does strange things to people. Dig this: Terrell Owens had the best-selling NFL j ... More >>

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    December 18, 2006

    Spit Happens

    And, I'll give you one guess who lobbed the loogie in Saturday's Cowboys-Falcons game. Yep. Your hero and mine: Terrell Owens. I should be applauding Dallas' gritty victory in Atlanta, acknowledging the Cowboys' clinching of a playoff berth and previewing the Christmas Day showdown with the Philadel ... More >>

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    December 15, 2006
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    November 22, 2006

    Big T Talks Little T

    His books may be about Little T, but they're really just about how much the world picks on Big T. You know who seems to genuinely like kids, probably a lot more than he likes their parents? Terrell Owens. Last night at Borders Books & Music in Preston Royal, T.O. showed up to read from and sign his ... More >>

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    November 21, 2006

    Share With Little T and T.O. Tonight

    It's not even Thanksgiving, so why does it feel like tonight's gonna be a little Christmasy up in this piece? Maybe because Terrell Owens is gonna be in (well, near) my neighborhood tonight reading from and signing copies of the book we first told you about in October, Little T Learns to Share. He'l ... More >>

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    November 10, 2006
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    November 6, 2006

    The Terrell of Peril

    This one, for a change, isn't on Bill Parcells. Oh, sure, there were the idiotic decision to go for a two-point conversion in the second quarter, undisciplined players who committed 11 penalties and the ridiculously transparent ploy of running a draw on second-and-10 every friggin' time. But, no, t ... More >>

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    October 25, 2006

    This T.O., We Like

    T.O. Souryal, head doc for the Mavs, has a heart--and a defibrillator, if your heart needs one. Till I read this this morning, I had no idea some 5,000 to 7,000 kids in the U.S. die each year from sudden cardiac arrest (SCA) each year. That sucks. But Dr. T.O. Souryal, a radio talk-show host and the ... More >>

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    October 9, 2006

    Tee. Zero.

    This may be the only time you see Terrell Owens getting behind Drew Bledsoe, because after the loss to Philly yesterday, Owens kinda threw his QB under the bus. Wish he'd taken a tire for the team, as well. Overlooked and underthrown, The Artist Formerly Known as T.O. officially deteriorated into an ... More >>

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    October 5, 2006

    McNabb to Owens...And it's Dropped

    Ya know, seems not so long ago we all kinda hated Terrell Owens and could not have cared less about what he said or did. Ah, the good ol' days... Can't wait till Monday, because just the prospect of the Eagles-Cowboys game on Sunday has already turning into a beating. Says here there's another round ... More >>

  • News

    October 5, 2006

    Sympathy for the Devil

    T.O. brings out Dallas' dark side

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