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Terrell Owens

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    May 12, 2010

    The Top 10 People I Wish Failure Upon

    ​I've been known to be a glass-half-empty sorta guy. (Psst: I'm geniunely positive, I just like to play an a-hole in here and on 105.3 The Fan.) Last summer I wished failure upon the noggin' of one Terrell Owens. Whatdya know, he sucked in Buffalo and these days is without a job. Recently I t ... More >>

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    February 12, 2010

    Ballers and Shotcallers: Play-N-Skillz's Welcome To All-Star Affair

    Gloria LevarioModel Gloria Velez, Dallas Cowboy Ken Hamlin and Bun B hang in Plush's VIP section. For more photos from the night, check the full slideshow here.​Play-N-Skillz's Welcome to All-Star AffairPlushSeemed it was a late-arriving crowd at Plush, for the first of Play-N-Skillz's four nights ... More >>

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    March 13, 2009

    Whitt's End: 3.13.09

    Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *I promise to watch Terrell Owens' reality show on VH1. Provided that I get to see the unedited footage of T.O.'s reaction when agent Drew Rosenhaus calls with the four most depressing words an athlet ... More >>

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    March 6, 2009

    Video of the Week: Good Riddance

    Give me Emmitt Smith and George Teague in retirement. You can have your active cut Terrell Owens.

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    February 27, 2009

    Mayor Tom, Unplugged

    Moments ago, the city of Dallas posted a little more than eight minutes' worth of video from the mayor's press conference Tuesday, during which he and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers representatives discussed the "unacceptable" rating given some parts of the Trinity River's levee system. As Jim and Sam ... More >>

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    February 18, 2009

    Deciphering Jerry Jones

    After almost two months of squirming in relative silence and anonymity, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones poked his head out, saw his shadow, freaked out and decided to give votes of confidence to has-beens George Strait and Terrell Owens and then, just for fun, strip from his head coach th ... More >>

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    January 15, 2009

    T.O. Must Go?

    ESPN's Ed Werder says today that your Dallas Cowboys are seriously considering releasing Terrell Owens. Dallas' Only Daily's Jean-Jacques Taylor says if T.O. goes, then Jason Garrett stays. Me? I say that the whole fiasco could be fixed by getting rid of Wade Phillips and hiring a rea ... More >>

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    January 2, 2009

    Whitt's End

    *In 2009, I'm going to change. Totally change. I'm going to develop an appreciation for sour cream, reality shows and Brett Favre. I will start tipping 20% to every waitperson because, after all, that's what I'm supposed to do. I will be understanding of white pickup trucks that tailgate me and ... More >>

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    December 12, 2008

    Whitt's End

    Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *I got $1 for the first person who can show me - like Tony Romo did last week - any time that Terrell Owens has ever uttered the phrase: "This one's on me." Owens has every right to be jealous of Romo and ... More >>

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    October 27, 2008

    Tom Leppert Has "Celebrity Appeal." So Does Terrell Owens, Incidentally.

    We're always interested when a former Miss America makes an appearance at Dallas City Hall. Expect another installment in The Many Faces of Mayor Tom tomorrow, as we head down to City Hall for a morning press conference. And we're expecting this one to be plenty packed, as Leppert will be joined by ... More >>

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    October 6, 2008

    T.O. Loves Him Some God

    If nothing else, we can distract ourselves this week with Texas-OU, some kind of a football match set for Saturday at the Cotton Bowl, I think. The New York Times gets a jump on the pre-game festivities this morning. And, whilst on the sporting news, this clip from Terrell Owens' post-game press con ... More >>

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    September 4, 2008

    Hard Knocks: Week 5

    In the final analysis, no, actually, it wasn't that great. Interesting, but not great. HBO’s Hard Knocks is over. Which means the season is beginning. After a five-week series that showed that – surprise! – two of the Cowboys’ leaders are Terrell Owens and Tank Johnson, we no longer ... More >>

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    April 9, 2008

    The Flavor of Terrell Owens

    Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens will guest star later this month on Flavor Flav's new show Under One Roof, on which the Public Enemy sidekick plays "an ex-convict who moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother and turns the Hill family's life upside down in the half-hour comedy being ... More >>

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    November 19, 2007

    T.O. 28, Redskins 23

    Anybody else out of popcorn? As instructed, I had mine ready. But after yet another amazing, dominating, downright delicious performance by the Cowboys receiver, looks like we’re gonna need another bucket. This is getting good. Shocking us all by continuing his high-production, low-drama season, ... More >>

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    September 11, 2007

    Finger Fight

    New York Giants safety and Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens are, like, what? Twelve-year-olds? Millionaire middle-schoolers? Because in case you haven't been following this "story," seems the two men are fighting over a finger -- as in, did T.O. shoot Wilson the bird during Sunday night's ... More >>

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    August 31, 2007

    T.O. Takes Time to Answer 10 Questions

    The September 10 issue of Time -- which is not yet online --- contains 10 questions for Your Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Terrell Owens. And it's just brilliant, brilliant -- if only for the queries posed by Randall L. Dunn of Cincinnati and Patrick Hurley of Buffalo:

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    August 9, 2007

    Romo Holiday

    Tony Romo makes a short, sweet journey from anonymous backup to A-list celebrity

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    October 27, 2006

    The Cowboys Smell a Rat

    And, for once, it ain't T.O. Dallas' Only Daily has two fascinating Cowboys-related tales today, one featuring Terrell Owens and the other inviting punch lines about the volatile receiver's alter ego. On a semi-serious note, a special advertising section insert (for the life of me I can't find it on ... More >>

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    October 5, 2006

    Terrell Owens Does it For the Kids

    This is the actual cover to Terrell Owens' newest book, which comes out November 15. And this one's actually intended for kids, as opposed to that last one, which just read like it. This is not a joke. Just got off the phone with Jennifer Thomason and Laura Watkins at BenBella Books, the local publi ... More >>

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    September 27, 2006

    T.O.: Oops.

    Really, does this look like a guy who wants to kill himself? As expected, Terrell Owens just addressed the media at Valley Ranch and claimed he didn't attempt suicide. He never said he was depressed, never swallowed 35 pills, never got his stomach pumped and, furthermore, plans on playing Sunday at ... More >>

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    September 27, 2006
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    September 27, 2006

    T.O. to T.A.L.K.

    T.O.'s supposed to talk in about five minutes, which is good, since coach Bill Parcells just said at his press conference: "When I find out what the hell is going on, you will know." There was quite the scene assembled at Owens' Deep Ellum condo about an hour ago: agent Drew Rosenhaus and former Cow ... More >>

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    September 27, 2006

    T.O., O.D.

    This morning comes word Terrell Owens might have been trying to kill himself with painkillers. We've all seen how Terrell Owens can destroy franchises. Now, sadly, we're witnessing that he can also be destructive to himself. According to several reports like this one this morning, the Dallas Cowboys ... More >>

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    September 14, 2006
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    August 29, 2006

    Owens' Sausage

    This picture was taken yesterday, when Jerry Jones tried to take back Terrell Owens' jersey. Sorry. That's just wishful thinking. I watched as late as I could, but it was exhausting and I was exhausted: Some time around 1:30 this morning, Andre Agassi won his first-round match at the U.S. Open, and ... More >>

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    August 17, 2006

    P.O.'d at T.O.

    Really, I think we can all do without a little Terrell Owens these days; it's 104 out, last thing I wanna think about's football. Wake me in November. Till then, you can read this Sports Illustrated Web site story about precisely why Owens finally got his ass back to practice yesterday after he took ... More >>

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    August 17, 2006
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    August 17, 2006

    Canton Cowboy

    Despite a run-of-the-mill reputation, Drew Bledsoe owns a Hall of Fame résumé

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    August 11, 2006

    Overpaid and Overpaid

    Terrell Owens can't sell his $4 million New Jersey house. Wanh. And wanh. If you're like me, you could probably do without another Terrell Owens story right about now. But for some reason, this one makes me kind of happy. Apparently, T.O. is having some trouble selling his house in Morristown, New J ... More >>

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    August 10, 2006
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    August 10, 2006

    Ready to Blow

    With Terrell Owens, which comes first--the Super Bowl ring or the explosion?

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    August 9, 2006

    Cue Aretha Franklin

    We now take this brief T.O. from T.O. to talk about positive, harmonious, winning football: So what do two consecutive mythical national championships, a 63-1 record over four years and a 32-game winning streak get you? If you're the Southlake Carroll High School football team, it gets you a sl ... More >>

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    August 8, 2006

    Think Pink

    For the next God knows how long, Terrell Owens will be healing his hammy in a hyperbaric chamber. How weird, creepy and unsportsmanlike of him. Getcha popcorn ready. And, while you're at it, keep the Pepto-Bismol handy. As the Dallas Cowboys are already starting to figure out, Terrell Owens comes wi ... More >>

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    August 1, 2006
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    July 27, 2006

    Newy's Old Scoop

    Don't know how the local media missed this one--perhaps they were too busy blogging about Oxnard's night life-—but Terrell Owens is guaranteeing a Super Bowl for your Dallas Cowboys. Not this year necessarily, but sometime in the next three years. He said so in a sit-down with KXAS-Channel 5's ... More >>

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    July 18, 2006
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    July 13, 2006

    The Fab Fifty

    Where would we be without these powerful peeps? In the fetal position, craving sports.

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    July 6, 2006

    Owens' Sausage

    Not an hour after Richie posted his item below about Terrell Owens' forthcoming book T.O.--the guy's second, following 2004's Catch This!: Going Deep with the NFL's Sharpest Weapon--I got an overnighted copy of the tome from Simon & Schuster, and a cursory glance reveals a few more tidbits the Phill ... More >>

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    July 6, 2006
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    May 18, 2006

    Terrell Owens Loves Kids!

    At least, that's what Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver wants you to think as tries to ingratiate himself to a community more inclined to remember him as the dude who took a figurative dump on the Texas Stadium star during his days as a trouble-makin' Philadelphia Eagle. Says here on his Web site that i ... More >>

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    April 6, 2006
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    April 3, 2006

    King for a Day

    Maybe one day The Dallas Morning News will do a story on Bill Parcells' feelings about the Terrell Owens signing. Till then, we'll just have to take Peter King's word for it. By the way, that is good enough for me. --Robert Wilonsky

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    March 23, 2006

    Do You Have the Worst Taste in Music?

    If the answer to the above question is, "Sure, absolutely," then I guess it's time to direct you to a downloadable version of Terrell Owens' much-talked-about rap song called either "I'm Back" or "I Suck." It's been on Owens' Web site for a few days, but someone kindly converted it to a rip'n'keep M ... More >>

  • News

    March 23, 2006

    Eyes Wide Shut

    Blinded by desperation, Cowboys refuse to see T.O. as B.S.

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    March 22, 2006

    So Far, So Great

    Mike Rhyner is still calling Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells "The New Jersey Con Man." Rhyner's on-air partner, Greg Williams, is bashing Parcells for missing last weekend's earth-shattering press conference to instead attend baseball spring training. And there are at least enough dissenting Terr ... More >>

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    March 21, 2006

    Cash Cow

    Didn't take long for Terrell Owens to start paying dividends. On Monday the Cowboys sold 1,500 Owens jerseys at $75 a pop. According to my abacus that's around $112,000, which makes it a long way to go toward recouping the $10 million he's guaranteed this season, but it's a healthy start nonetheless ... More >>

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    March 20, 2006

    In Bill We Trust?

    So, where was he? Bill Parcells, so we're told, is the only guy on the planet capable of handling Terrell Owens. The infallible Tuna is the main reason the Cowboys think their T.O. experiment will work when 31 other teams are convinced it won't. But on Saturday, at Owens' introductory press conferen ... More >>

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    March 17, 2006

    T.O. or Not T.O.?

    Jerry Jones is in the Caribbean. Bill Parcells is in Florida. Terrell Owens is in limbo. And every Cowboys fan is in the dark. If you watched KLBK-Channel 13 in Lubbock this morning, you're sure Owens signed a multi-year contract with the Cowboys late Thursday night and that a press conference is fo ... More >>

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    March 14, 2006

    Re: You Can Spell Team Without T.O.

    Uh-oh. Our worst fears may soon be upon us. The Cowboys just released Keyshawn Johnson, minutes after the Eagles released Terrell Owens. Johnson was Dallas' leading receiver last season. Owens would fill that need, albeit with a ton of extra baggage. (See: psycho.) Put two and two together, and wil ... More >>

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    March 14, 2006
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