The National Enquirer

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2012

    Gmail Got Petraeus; You're Next, Mr. All-Caps Commenter Guy

    Hey, All-Caps Guy. We need to have a talk. Really. I sometimes poke you with a sharp stick. You poke back. That's what I want. But sometimes when you poke, I wince. Not for me. For you. You know, I hope, that every single thing you say online lives forever on servers. You know, I hope, that you ne ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2010

    Tiger Woods Shoots 120. How Many For You?

    ​Wilt Chamberlain infamously said he slept with 20,000 women. More recently, Winston Bennett claimed a rate of three girls per day. And now - according to the National Enquirer - Tiger Woods is said to have confessed to sleeping with 120 women during his five-year marriage to wife Elin. ... More >>

  • News

    December 10, 2009
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    November 30, 2009

    So, All Things Considered, Would You Trade Places With Tiger Woods?

    ​Fame. Fortune. Females. Ah, the life. Tiger Woods has it all. Except as of last week, of course, he needs a new driver. I'd love to hit a 210-yard 6-iron. I'd love to win a Major or 14. Truth to be told, I'd love me some Elin, too. I'd love for my image to be worth 10 times my golf game. I'd ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2009

    Camp Cowboys' Prelude: Top 10 Observations

    Stephen Jones, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones and some big whig from Ford kick off Cowboys Camp '09 by pretending to drive a pickup. Cue Brent Musberger: You are looking live!!! ​Let's do this every day, shall we? Okay, some days I'll split it into five observations from two separate practices ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2009

    How Does Joe Simpson Find the Time to Twitter Between Lunches and Salads?

    A Friend of Unfair Park who wonders where all the Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo talk's done gone to passes along a link to Joe Simpson's Twitter page, which he used earlier this week to refute a National Enquirer story that claims he's been trying to bust up the Dallas Cowboys QB's romance with his litt ... More >>

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    August 27, 2007
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    August 11, 2005
  • Music

    October 2, 2003

    Of No Concern

    Lisa Marie Presley is a singer-songwriter to be reckoned with

  • Music

    June 19, 2003
  • News

    April 26, 2001


    Hypocrites All, Love that Fruitcake, Big Deal

  • News

    February 22, 2001

    Planet Mold

    The latest environmental hazard in Dallas and the country is displacing homeowners, covering walls and pets, and making lawyers even richer. Welcome to the weird world of "black mold."

  • News

    June 15, 2000

    Good fences

    Don't always make good neighbors, especially in exclusive Flower Mound, where a nasty feud between the mayor and a newspaper publisher has blossomed into all-out war

  • News

    March 16, 2000

    Mommy's little angel

    Marshall Ball can't talk. So he listens to God. Everyone else listens to Marshall.

  • Calendar

    January 28, 1999

    Night & Day

    January 28 - February 3, 1999

  • Music

    October 8, 1998

    Oh, brother

    Charlie and Bruce Robison make their country family-style

  • Culture

    August 27, 1998

    Driven to abstraction

    There's a little something for every minimalist at the Arlington Museum of Art

  • Music

    June 4, 1998

    Back in black

    Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash are still our greatest Storytellers

  • News

    June 13, 1996
  • News

    February 22, 1996
  • Film

    August 31, 1995

    Joe Bob Briggs

    Drive-In Movie Critic of Grapevine, TX

  • Music

    July 27, 1995

    Off the record

    After seven wacky years, 14 Records prepares to close its doors

  • Film

    April 27, 1995

    Sweet cesspool

    Filmmaker and scandal-monger Kenneth Anger might be the grandfather of America's tabloid culture