Todd Haley

The Cowboys Smell a Rat

Tee. Zero.

McRat Gets McSettled

The Devil Gets His Due. Or, Terrell Owens Gets Paid.

You Betcha: Week 7

Whitt's End: 1.30.09

Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *The Cowboys fined Martellus Bennett one game check for an obscenity-laced and offensive rap video. Interesting to see what they'll do to Anthony Spencer, who actually broke the law and got arrest ... More >>

Terrell Owens = Cut. Dallas Cowboys = Hope.

Parting with T.O. is like removing a tattoo. Painful. Necessary. Ultimately therapeutic. And it prompts the question, "Why the hell I'd do that in the first place?"Putcha popcorn down. The failed T.O. experiment is over. Finally. Altogether now: Toldja! It was way back on March 23, 2006 that ... More >>

With T.O., the Cowboys' Loss is Buffalo's, um, Loss

Parting with T.O. is like removing a tattoo. Painful. Necessary. Ultimately therapeutic. And it prompts the question, "Why the hell I'd do that in the first place?"Putcha popcorn down. The failed T.O. experiment is over. Finally. Altogether now: Toldja! It was way back on March 23, 2006 that ... More >>

Alternate Route

Don't look now, but T.O. actually seems OK

Romo Holiday

Tony Romo makes a short, sweet journey from anonymous backup to A-list celebrity

The Endurance Evangelist

Your savior arrived wearing running shoes

I Smell a McRat

McDonalds serves up a rodent, then scurries for cover

Ready to Blow

With Terrell Owens, which comes first--the Super Bowl ring or the explosion?

Too Cool for School | Itchy in My Foil Thong

With Terrell Owens, which comes first--the Super Bowl ring or the explosion?

Tuna Meltdown

Domineering dunce is dumbing down Dallas

Whitt's End: 10.09.09

​Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *Ho hum, The Ticket's dynasty rolls on as one of the most dominant entities in sports. In September's Arbitron PPM ratings - I hear, by the way, that only 1,400 meters are used to garner these numb ... More >>