Todd Haley

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2009

    Whitt's End: 10.09.09

    ​Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *Ho hum, The Ticket's dynasty rolls on as one of the most dominant entities in sports. In September's Arbitron PPM ratings - I hear, by the way, that only 1,400 meters are used to garner these numb ... More >>

  • News

    March 12, 2009
  • Blogs

    March 5, 2009

    Terrell Owens = Cut. Dallas Cowboys = Hope.

    Parting with T.O. is like removing a tattoo. Painful. Necessary. Ultimately therapeutic. And it prompts the question, "Why the hell I'd do that in the first place?"Putcha popcorn down. The failed T.O. experiment is over. Finally. Altogether now: Toldja! It was way back on March 23, 2006 that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2009

    Whitt's End: 1.30.09

    Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *The Cowboys fined Martellus Bennett one game check for an obscenity-laced and offensive rap video. Interesting to see what they'll do to Anthony Spencer, who actually broke the law and got arrested. * ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2008

    The Devil Gets His Due. Or, Terrell Owens Gets Paid.

    Like our apologies, our popcorn is ready. Terrell Owens, gulp, team leader? Despite his flabbergasting drops and simmering potential for volatile locker-room destruction, T.O. has proven he deserves his new four-year, $34 million contract. And you know what else? He deserves our apologies. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2008
  • News

    August 23, 2007

    Alternate Route

    Don't look now, but T.O. actually seems OK

  • News

    August 9, 2007

    Romo Holiday

    Tony Romo makes a short, sweet journey from anonymous backup to A-list celebrity

  • Dining

    November 23, 2006

    I Smell a McRat

    McDonalds serves up a rodent, then scurries for cover

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2006

    The Cowboys Smell a Rat

    And, for once, it ain't T.O. Dallas' Only Daily has two fascinating Cowboys-related tales today, one featuring Terrell Owens and the other inviting punch lines about the volatile receiver's alter ego. On a semi-serious note, a special advertising section insert (for the life of me I can't find it on ... More >>

  • News

    October 19, 2006

    The Endurance Evangelist

    Your savior arrived wearing running shoes

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2006

    Tee. Zero.

    This may be the only time you see Terrell Owens getting behind Drew Bledsoe, because after the loss to Philly yesterday, Owens kinda threw his QB under the bus. Wish he'd taken a tire for the team, as well. Overlooked and underthrown, The Artist Formerly Known as T.O. officially deteriorated into an ... More >>

  • News

    August 10, 2006

    Ready to Blow

    With Terrell Owens, which comes first--the Super Bowl ring or the explosion?

  • News

    November 3, 2005
  • News

    October 27, 2005

    Tuna Meltdown

    Domineering dunce is dumbing down Dallas