Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise Reaches

As the strapping Jack Reacher, the star scores.

Uproar Festival - Gexa Energy Pavilion - 9/16/12

Uproar Festival Gexa Energy Pavilion Sunday, September 16 See also: The tattooed fans of Uproar Festival "Buttrock: a term to identify a band trademarked with cheap, unoriginal song lyrics; the vocalist hiding his lack of vocal talent by producing a deep and 'raspy' voice (i.e. Nickelback, Creed) ... More >>

Who Was at the Midnight Showing of Rock of Ages?

"I hate Tom Cruise, but I'll still see it for the music." - My 49-year-old mother when discussing a Rock of Ages commercial. If that wasn't enough to make me interested in seeing the movie musical-cum-Broadway take on the late '80s Sunset Strip, then the thought of discovering who exactly would att ... More >>

Rock of Ages Posits Tom Cruise as a Hair-Metal God and Hair-Metal as Something Un-Awful

New Erykah Badu/Flaming Lips Track Samples Siri, Sounds Fucking Trippy

Mike Brooks​The saga continues: From the Internet ether comes the (partial) fruits of that Erykah Badu/Flaming Lips collaboration we talked about a few weeks ago. "Now I Understand" sounds about right coming from the left/right brains of these two. Ambient, heavy-lidded, soulful and it featu ... More >>

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Tom Cruise's mission: live another day as a bankable star.

Dallas-Born Final Destination Star Miles Fisher Spoofs Saved By The Bell For New Music Video

Miles Fisher​Miles Fisher is becoming something of a renaissance man. The actor and musician, born and raised in Dallas, and the son of Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas president Richard Fisher, stars in Final Destination 5, the latest in the long-lasting film series, which will be released in theat ... More >>

Hash Over: Screw Your Quiz, Go to Artopia
And Cook with Dean

Though Thanksgiving is still weeks away, stores are already stocking the shelves with holiday lights and Christmas ornaments. You could be like our neighbors and put out the inflatable snowman right now, or you could enjoy what little time you have left before it's all turkey talk and last-minute sh ... More >>

Salt: Angelina Jolie Kicks Ass Where Tom Cruise Couldn't.

Knight and Day: Tom Cruise, Please Stop Talking.

Carving Out Fun

Dallas Fed Has OK News About Texas Economy. Son of Dallas Fed Head Has OK American Psycho Homage.

Guess this could go under the "From the RTF Department" category, since Miles Fisher has quite the estimable demo reel -- which includes a snippet from the video in which he parodies Tom Cruise's infamous Scientology promo. Or maybe "Business News for People Who Don't Read Business News," since Mile ... More >>

Wanna See Inside the Church of Scientology's New Las Colinas Digs? Here Ya Go.

A scene from the Dallas Scientology Center's making-of, not the way Tom Cruise intended. L.R.H. would so not be amused.Courtesy the very Vimeo "retriever" comes the most breathless making-of ever made documenting the construction of the new Church of Scientology Center in Las Colinas, which opened o ... More >>

10 Questions: Shawn Egerton

For a few years he worked quietly and efficiently in one of the city's noisiest environments. But Egerton helped to build one of Dallas' best bartending teams.It's not always a fun job, slinging drinks for guests packed ten deep waving for your attention. Yet he and his crew at Candleroom managed to ... More >>

From Reverence to Rape

Hollywood plunders meaning from the Holocaust—again

Valkyrie

Tom Cruise plots to kill Hitler in his latest impossible mission

Apocalypse Whatever

Ben Stiller's Hollywood send-up lacks firepower

Spiked Up

Get sand in your pants this weekend

Men Will Be Boys

With Step Brothers, Ferrell, Reilly, McKay & Co. still don't wanna grow up. And thank God for that.

Lifestyles of the Rich and Murdered

Buzz the Tower

The Inwood is playing with the boys

Cruisin' with Cuban

This Chili's Just Right

Be a judge at the red hot Chile Pepperama

Impossibly Passable

Loose Is Fast

NASCAR invades North Texas

Hooked on Hookers

Loose Is Fast

Get a lesson in racing at Lone Star Park

Dallas, YOU Still Love Tom Cruise

Rock Steady

Abort

Mission: Impossible III runs the franchise into the ground

Batter Up

The game's the thing at Lone Star Drive-In

Odds & Ends

Reverend Horton Heat has a guitar named after him, the Necro Tonz arebreaking up and When Pop Music Goes Bad, Part 2

Collateral Damaged

When Tom Cruise plays the bad guy, the results aren't very good

Bush Comes to Shove

Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs with Western justice

White Dork Down

Silly Caucasian boy Tom Cruise likes to play with Samurai swords

Eye! Caramba!

The Pang brothers want to feed your horror hunger, but some of their smorgasbord's stale

Blowin' Smoke

Biker Boyz is furious, but it ain't fast, which is a real drag

Vanity Fare

Ray Liotta wants to know why he loses roles to...Owen Wilson?

Duh Press

Fear and self-loathing at the Minority Report junket

Dicking Around

Minority Report is guilty of being a fun ride with a bumpy end

Eyes Half Open

Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland

Fluff

True crit; Rock on

Mission accomplished

Sequel-itis infects Cruise's M:I-2, but not fatally

Empty head

Full of conspiracies, all The Skulls lacks is a brain

Cock of the walk

Magnolia buries a radiant Tom Cruise beneath three hours of brilliant nothing

Blurred vision

What will 1999 be remembered for -- Malkovich's head or Cartman's ass?

Pop fly

Tom Cruise indicts himself as a lightweight in Jerry Maguire

Spies like us

Idiotic agents sabotage the flawed, energetic Mission: Impossible

Olivier, Olivier

Olivier Martinez is an ornament in a lushly decorated Horseman on the Roof

Bloodlust

Interview with the Vampire and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein try to invigorate the horror genre