Tony Romo

The Top 5 Mexican Athletes in the History of Dallas

Numero Uno.Pretty sure I should call in Gustavo for a round of Ask a Mexican on this, but with it being Cinco de Mayo and all I thought I should crack open a Corona and at least give it a go. I was going to - per my usual list - rank the Top 10 but that's extremely difficult considering ... More >>

Starring Eminem as Tony Romo

Eminem's new video for "We Made You" went viral this morning. That's a blurry screen grab above. Tony Romo probably thinks it's awesome, except maybe that part where he's throwing Jessica Simpson a hamburger touchdown toward the end. I except the video should be on DC9 any moment now.

Look (and Cringe at) Who's Talking

Check that, silence is golden.First, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says quarterback Tony Romo is untouchable. "I wouldn't trade Tony for anybody." Now head coach Wade Phillips - who never addressed his team after last season and has been publicly silent since 2008 - says he hasn't talked ... More >>

Tony Romo Talks a Little Tougher. A Little, I Said.

While waiting for Tony Romo's sitdown interview with Channel 11's Babe Laufenberg last night I learned a couple things. On The Grammy's, that Robert Plant and Allison Krauss are, like, together. And over on NBC5, that Roy (Safety) Williams is willing to move to linebacker. What'd I learn once R ... More >>

Romembering the Tony We Fell in Love With

Perhaps our expectations toward an undrafted free agent who suddenly has fame, fortune and a hot female are a tad unrealistic? Perhaps.I bet there were times over the last month when you read Tony Romo's "sun'll come out tomorrow" quotes and profanely muttered, "Man, he needs a $%&*$#@ pu ... More >>

Jason Garrett: Red Jesus or Red-headed Stepchild?

As you'll read in this week's dead-tree version of The Sportatorium, hitting newstands tomorrow, I think Wade Phillips should be fired. Immediately. No, actually, I think Jerry Jones should've walked down to the sideline in the third quarter of the Philadelphia debacle after Tony Romo unceremonious ... More >>

Is Tony Romo Better Than Kurt Warner?

Arizona Cardinals' geezer quarterback Kurt Warner won a playoff game last Saturday. He'll start for the NFC in the Pro Bowl. But he also wears gloves. On both hands. Even when he plays indoors. Oh yeah, he's also a religious nut who draws a really crappy God/Jesus/Homeless Guy ... More >>

Home Field Advantage

The 'Boys say farewell to Texas Stadium

One Thing Tony Romo Can't Fumble Away: The Top-Selling Sports Jersey

Forbes this morning guesstimates that some half a million Tony Romo jerseys have been sold this year, would would make the Cowboys QB's No. 9 the top-selling top of 2008, even when you factor in baseball, basketball and that other sport that involves some kind of frozen liquid and a circle made of v ... More >>

The Jessica Jinx? Okay, What Then?

How do you explain Tony Romo's worst game as a Dallas Cowboy? A) Cold, windy, atrocious throwing weather. B) Absence of his pinkie splint. C) Steelers' No. 1-ranked defense. D) The Jessica Jinx. In yesterday's excruciating 20-13 loss in Pittsburgh, Romo was down right putrid. He looked like a kid r ... More >>

Stealers 20, Cowbrrrs 13

On a day when Wade Phillips looked like George Costanza stuffed in his Gortex coat and on a day when Tony Romo looked like Brad Johnson draped in his four turnovers, the Dallas Cowboys still looked like a playoff team. Until the final 12 minutes, that is. On a brutally Pittsburghish day, the ... More >>

Cowboys 115, Steelers 55

I hear we've matriculated from MySpace to Facebook, right?Well, screw me. I never got around to creating a MySpace page. Was reminded why today.Don't tell the teens and the 'tweens - or my wife - but something about the whole deal strikes as, um, ridiculously fraudulent.Like, for example, the fact t ... More >>

Cowboys' Winter Wonderland

Can Jerry's boys turn around the December jinx?

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 14

   Homer this.   Despite missing three games with a broken pinkie, Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo leads all NFL quarterbacks in:   *QB Rating (103.2)   *Average yards per pass attempt (8.5)   *TD-Interception ratio ( 13)   If you wat ... More >>

Carving The Bird

Cowboys Are Back on Track

With a gutsy win in Washington the Cowboys saved their season and restored our hope. Now what?

Tony Romo Is, Indeed, a Role Model

Tony Romo needs a nickname -- something like Mother Teresa, only more ... manly. Because just two months after the Dallas Cowboys' QB stopped to help a couple fix their flat -- only hours after getting 13 stitches in his chin following the Browns game -- today The Dallas Morning News' Cowboys Bl ... More >>

Cowboys 14, Redskins 10

The Cowboys season was saved by ... Martellus Bennett?! You shittin' me? With one foot in the grave, the Dallas Cowboys not only climbed out of a death-trap deficit tonight in Washington but also resurrected their season. Admit it, with Tony Romo short-arming wobblers and Wade Phillips’ ... More >>

"Sexy vs Skanky." Heh.

You Betcha: Week 8

Tony Romo's Demeanor a Result of Being Told to Take a Chill Pill?

Seriously, What Is Wrong With Tony Romo?

The Season of "Tony Uh-Oh"

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 3

Cue Journey

Oh No, Romo!

Tony Giveth Away. Tony Taketh.

Chin Music

Tony Romo's maturation trumps bruises and bumps during dazzling debut

The Cowboys' Seven-Month Ache

Oh, no. It’s Romo!

Tony Romo and His Pops Are Out to Tackle Prostate Cancer

Are You Ready For Some (Preseason, At Least) Football?

Look, You Made Jessica Simpson Cry

Tony Romo Predictably Gearing Up for Training Camp with Girls and Golf

It's In the Hole. It's In the Hole.

Jessica Simpson Likes Her Meat

Please, Just Ask Yourself, Tony: What Would Roger Do?

Guess Which Hottie Tony Romo is Linked to Now?

So Are They Or Aren’t They?

A U.S. Open Celeb Foursome: Romo, Lauer, Timberlake and a Cancer Survivor

Roger Can't Dodger Tony-Jessica Questions During Business Interview

Jessica Simpson Writes A Song For Tony Romo? Apparently.

Mavs in HD and 3D!

Tony Romo is "Fearless"

Jessica Simpson is Great Success in Ukraine, Like Barbie Doll

Giant Disgust with Dallas Cowboys

Tony Romo and the Cowboys piss away a Super opportunity

Are You Shittin’ Me?

Cowboys 34, Giants 23

A Giant Myth

Oh, No, T.O.