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Tony Romo

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    July 15, 2009

    Tony Romo Attempts to Sell the Comedy

    Tony Romo: Product Spokesman from Tony RomoVia Just Jared, we find this brand-new Funny or Die exclusive: Tony Romo as a pitchman for "over 50,000 products," among 'em yarmulkes, gas that tastes like chocolate and something called a "ball-pen hammer," sigh. In short: The Dallas Cowboys quarterback i ... More >>

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    June 18, 2009

    Dallas Cowboys: Three Dots and a Cloud of Dust

    Quick takes from a Wednesday's minicamp workout at Carrollton's Standridge Stadium: *Tony Romo says the story that appeared in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram about him being told to lose weight is total bullshit. "That never happened," Romo said with a smile. "It just didn't." ... *From what I co ... More >>

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    June 11, 2009

    Tony Romo Gets Faced

    A Friend of Unfair Park sends us this link to Tony Romo's Facebook page. Had no idea he was such a Glitter fan. Ahem. Redskins fans.

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    May 5, 2009

    The Top 5 Mexican Athletes in the History of Dallas

    Pretty sure I should call in Gustavo for a round of Ask a Mexican on this, but with it being Cinco de Mayo and all I thought I should crack open a Corona and at least give it a go. I was going to - per my usual list - rank the Top 10 but that's extremely difficult considering the lack of decent ... More >>

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    April 7, 2009

    Starring Eminem as Tony Romo

    Eminem's new video for "We Made You" went viral this morning. That's a blurry screen grab above. Tony Romo probably thinks it's awesome, except maybe that part where he's throwing Jessica Simpson a hamburger touchdown toward the end. I except the video should be on DC9 any moment now.

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    March 26, 2009

    Look (and Cringe at) Who's Talking

    First, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says quarterback Tony Romo is untouchable. "I wouldn't trade Tony for anybody." Now head coach Wade Phillips - who never addressed his team after last season and has been publicly silent since 2008 - says he hasn't talked just because, um, he hasn't want ... More >>

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    February 9, 2009

    Tony Romo Talks a Little Tougher. A Little, I Said.

    While waiting for Tony Romo's sitdown interview with Channel 11's Babe Laufenberg last night I learned a couple things. On The Grammy's, that Robert Plant and Allison Krauss are, like, together. And over on NBC5, that Roy (Safety) Williams is willing to move to linebacker. What'd I learn once Romo s ... More >>

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    January 23, 2009

    Romembering the Tony We Fell in Love With

    I bet there were times over the last month when you read Tony Romo's "sun'll come out tomorrow" quotes and profanely muttered, "Man, he needs a $%&*$#@ publicist!" Well, he's got one. Same one he's had since - before, actually - he ascended to the throne of starting quaterback of the Dallas Cowb ... More >>

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    January 13, 2009

    Jason Garrett: Red Jesus or Red-headed Stepchild?

    As you'll read in this week's dead-tree version of The Sportatorium, hitting newstands tomorrow, I think Wade Phillips should be fired. Immediately. No, actually, I think Jerry Jones should've walked down to the sideline in the third quarter of the Philadelphia debacle after Tony Romo unceremoniousl ... More >>

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    January 7, 2009

    Is Tony Romo Better Than Kurt Warner?

    Arizona Cardinals' geezer quarterback Kurt Warner won a playoff game last Saturday. He'll start for the NFC in the Pro Bowl. But he also wears gloves. On both hands. Even when he plays indoors. Oh yeah, he's also a religious nut who draws a really crappy God/Jesus/Homeless Guy. ( ... More >>

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    December 18, 2008

    Home Field Advantage

    The 'Boys say farewell to Texas Stadium

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    December 12, 2008

    One Thing Tony Romo Can't Fumble Away: The Top-Selling Sports Jersey

    Forbes this morning guesstimates that some half a million Tony Romo jerseys have been sold this year, would would make the Cowboys QB's No. 9 the top-selling top of 2008, even when you factor in baseball, basketball and that other sport that involves some kind of frozen liquid and a circle made of v ... More >>

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    December 8, 2008

    The Jessica Jinx? Okay, What Then?

    How do you explain Tony Romo's worst game as a Dallas Cowboy? A) Cold, windy, atrocious throwing weather. B) Absence of his pinkie splint. C) Steelers' No. 1-ranked defense. D) The Jessica Jinx. In yesterday's excruciating 20-13 loss in Pittsburgh, Romo was down right putrid. He looked like a kid ru ... More >>

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    December 7, 2008

    Stealers 20, Cowbrrrs 13

    On a day when Wade Phillips looked like George Costanza stuffed in his Gortex coat and on a day when Tony Romo looked like Brad Johnson draped in his four turnovers, the Dallas Cowboys still looked like a playoff team. Until the final 12 minutes, that is. On a brutally Pittsburghish day, the C ... More >>

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    December 4, 2008

    Cowboys 115, Steelers 55

    I hear we've matriculated from MySpace to Facebook, right?Well, screw me. I never got around to creating a MySpace page. Was reminded why today.Don't tell the teens and the 'tweens - or my wife - but something about the whole deal strikes as, um, ridiculously fraudulent.Like, for example, the fact t ... More >>

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    December 4, 2008

    Cowboys' Winter Wonderland

    Can Jerry's boys turn around the December jinx?

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    December 2, 2008

    NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 14

       Homer this.   Despite missing three games with a broken pinkie, Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo leads all NFL quarterbacks in:   *QB Rating (103.2)   *Average yards per pass attempt (8.5)   *TD-Interception ratio ( 13)   If you wat ... More >>

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    November 27, 2008
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    November 20, 2008

    Cowboys Are Back on Track

    With a gutsy win in Washington the Cowboys saved their season and restored our hope. Now what?

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    November 19, 2008

    Tony Romo Is, Indeed, a Role Model

    Tony Romo needs a nickname -- something like Mother Teresa, only more ... manly. Because just two months after the Dallas Cowboys' QB stopped to help a couple fix their flat -- only hours after getting 13 stitches in his chin following the Browns game -- today The Dallas Morning News' Cowboys Blog b ... More >>

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    November 16, 2008

    Cowboys 14, Redskins 10

    The Cowboys season was saved by ... Martellus Bennett?! You shittin' me? With one foot in the grave, the Dallas Cowboys not only climbed out of a death-trap deficit tonight in Washington but also resurrected their season. Admit it, with Tony Romo short-arming wobblers and Wade Phillips’ 3- ... More >>

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    November 12, 2008
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    October 17, 2008
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    October 16, 2008

    Tony Romo's Demeanor a Result of Being Told to Take a Chill Pill?

    Oh, so that's why he's stopped turning his frown upside down. Makes total sense. The good news: I think I got it figured out. The bad news: Tony Romo ain't real happy. Been sniffing around some Cowboys’ sources this week to find out just why Romo’s demeanor has taken such a dramatic ... More >>

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    October 13, 2008
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    October 13, 2008

    Whattup, Brad Johnson?!?!!

    Tony Romo's giving Your Dallas Cowboys the finger. Which is to say: His pinkie's broken, and he's out for a month. At least, that's what ESPN is reporting. (And Entertainment Tonight is reporting he's not engaged to Jessica Simpson.) Next up: The dude who hasn't started a game since the 2006 season. ... More >>

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    October 10, 2008

    The Season of "Tony Uh-Oh"

    If the concept of watching Tony Romo throwing five interceptions and losing two out of three fumbles in a single 2008 season-so-far lowlight reel does not amuse you, do not jump. But what if I told you every pick and dropped ball was accompanied by a fart sound followed by a different song, like thi ... More >>

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    September 16, 2008
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    September 15, 2008

    Cue Journey

    Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has arrived safely. He just took the field in his long-sleeved white shirt and -- surprise -- backwards cap. You knew it was him when the stadium speakers started blaring Journey's "Don't Stop Believing."-- Richie Whitt

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    September 15, 2008

    Oh No, Romo!

    How's this for a trifecta of terrible: *Tony Romo pulls off a David Blaine escape in the pocket, only to overthrow Miles Austin and have his pass intercepted to lead to an Eagles' touchdown. *On the ensuing kickoff, returner Isaiah Stanback botches the ball and finally falls on it at the six ... More >>

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    September 15, 2008

    Tony Giveth Away. Tony Taketh.

    Tonight Tony Romo's like a knuckleball pitcher in a game where his stuff is too good. Ya know? He's been too excited. Throwing too hard. Trying to do too much. But he seems to be settling down and his effectiveness is trending up. His 17-yard strike to Marion Barber -- who beat Eagles' lineb ... More >>

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    September 11, 2008

    Chin Music

    Tony Romo's maturation trumps bruises and bumps during dazzling debut

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    August 27, 2008

    The Cowboys' Seven-Month Ache

    Over at the Sportatorium this a.m., Richie has news concerning a certain ex-Ticket host who's got himself a new gig he's sure to like, which, I know, wasn't the question. Only, what is an "R.J. Choppy," and how much does it cost? Alas, in other sporting news, Tony Romo finally makes the cover of Spo ... More >>

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    August 27, 2008

    Oh, no. It’s Romo!

    Did the Cowboys just lose the Super Bowl? Did Tony Romo just lose his mojo? Did I just answer a question with a question? Just got my Sports Illustrated and guess who’s on the cover, defiantly laughing at the mag’s notorious jinx? That’s right, Tony Friggin’ Romo. Of course, it ... More >>

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    August 20, 2008

    Tony Romo and His Pops Are Out to Tackle Prostate Cancer

    Sure, fine, whatever -- Jessica Simpson's selling beer. Awesome for her. 'Cause she's "always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people." Genius. But Tony Romo and his pops are taking on prostate cancer, in conjunction with the Prostate Cancer Education Council. Rami ... More >>

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    August 15, 2008

    I Warned You: It's Friday, But "You're My Sunday," Right, Jess?

    It's not the best quality, which is putting it mildly, but here's a little bit of Jessica Simpson performing her song about Tony Romo at the Indiana State Fair. I'd transcribe the lyrics, but, seriously, my head's killing me and life's just too short. --Robert Wilonsky

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    August 8, 2008
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    July 22, 2008

    Look, You Made Jessica Simpson Cry

    Dunno about you, but I need a little palate cleanser. And it's times like these I turn to Jessica Simpson. Weepy, ranty, adult-language video after the jump, from her weekend performance at the Country Thunder USA hoedown in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin, where she debuted "You're My Sunday," written for an ... More >>

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    July 14, 2008

    Tony Romo Predictably Gearing Up for Training Camp with Girls and Golf

    One's into women and wedges and the other's coming back after a four-month retirement. You decide. Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo finished third in a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe over the weekend. He also fell into a lake when he lost his balance hitting a shot, hosted a party hous ... More >>

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    July 10, 2008

    It's In the Hole. It's In the Hole.

    Tony Romo seldom looks unhappy. Quite the company Tony Romo's keeping these days -- Michael Jordan, nice. The twosome were, no doubt, awesome yesterday during their practice round at the American Century Championship celeb golf tourney in Lake Tahoe; the celeb-am just got underway. And, really, quit ... More >>

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    June 16, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Likes Her Meat

    Mike Fuentes for Unfair Park A mid-afternoon breather after a morning full of actual news: We now direct your attention to this suitable-for-framing Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo photo, which apparently is being taken as a right cross to the jaw of one of Tony Romo's exes, "sexy vegetarian" Carrie ... More >>

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    June 9, 2008

    Please, Just Ask Yourself, Tony: What Would Roger Do?

    Tony Romo's graduated from gossip-item fodder to magazine covers -- you saw his Us Weekly close-up last week, right? Well, after the jump is the latest In Touch Weekly cover, which is even better. And though it's probably all lies, damned lies, it's a right tickle nonetheless -- though not as big a ... More >>

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    May 29, 2008
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    May 22, 2008

    Three Dots … and a Cloud of Dust …

    More than likely, he will probably, possibly, potentially be a part of the Cowboys' offense this seson. Maybe, that is. Ken Hamlin (unsigned), Roy Williams (family vacation) and Terry Glenn (gimpy knee) weren’t present at yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys’ OTA (back in my beat writing days we ca ... More >>

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    May 15, 2008

    So Are They Or Aren’t They?

    Don't worry, even if Tony dumps Jessica I'll still find some excuse to run her pics. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially broken up. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially still together. But really, as long as he limits his jumping on stage with Metal Skool and curtails d ... More >>

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    May 8, 2008

    A U.S. Open Celeb Foursome: Romo, Lauer, Timberlake and a Cancer Survivor

    DallasCowboys.com Tony Romo, missing out on the U.S. Open cut last year at Hackberry Creek Country Club in Irving Tony Romo can't seem to make the cut for the U.S. Open; he's tried for years, and just yesterday shot a 75 at a local qualifier to miss out making the sectionals. Which doesn't bother c ... More >>

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    May 7, 2008

    Roger Can't Dodger Tony-Jessica Questions During Business Interview

    Poor Roger Staubach. Because, see, Captain America was probably very happy giving an interview to The News & Observer in Raleigh, North Carolina, about all things bidness -- like, oh, "the strengths and weaknesses in the economy," "Fed rate cuts, stimulus checks" and the effect the downturn in the e ... More >>

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    April 30, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Writes A Song For Tony Romo? Apparently.

    Gossip site Showbiz Spy quotes the June issue of Glamour, revealing that Jessica Simpson is not only "in love" with Tony Romo--she's written a song for her man. The song's called "Back in My Old Boots," and apparently it's about how "comfortable" Romo makes her feel... Interesting. Of course, th ... More >>

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    March 19, 2008
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    March 3, 2008

    Tony Romo is "Fearless"

    Sorry, can't help it -- avert your eyes, what can I say. But here's Tony Romo, quoted today: "I guess you date Jessica Simpson, that makes you fearless!" Why did he say it? Where did he say it? And who was he with when he said it? Well, if you wanna find out, all you have to do it click here. In unr ... More >>

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