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You Betcha: Week 9

Best Bets for New Year's Eve Concerts

Finally, Hitting the "Reset" Button

Over The Weekend: New York Dolls at Granada

The Real Thing

Fake it at Sushi@Manhattan's

Start me up

Fake it at Sushi@Manhattan's

Rubberneckin'

Leap-frogging through history with the Toadies

Out There

Leap-frogging through history with the Toadies

Dude Food: Rockfish

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Rafael Palmeiro

Bolton No More in ’04

And other New Year’s resolutions we’re not sticking with

Swingtown

Local swingers think life is a bowl of cherries, but Duncanville wants to spit out the Pit

New York Dolls, American Fuse

Sunday, April 20, at the Granada Theater

Dallas Stars Finally Align

Yep, and just when you thought we'd never again witness hockey in May.

Sambuca is Dallas' epicenter for Mediterranean jazz and—who knew?—Geritol jump-shooters

Yep, and just when you thought we'd never again witness hockey in May.

Action Sports Take Over Dallas

Those crazy kids have built our li'l skate rink into a huge international sport

'Roid Rage

Baseball's new k*ng swats one close to home

Off the Tracks

Clive Owen gets pushed to his limits, right along with the audience

White Elephants

Mavs' draft gifts usually pale in comparison

Booger and Borat. Nice.

Mavs' draft gifts usually pale in comparison

The Silos

Come on Like the Fast Lane (Bloodshot)

The Reverend Freak

Inside the Terry Hornbuckle case

Helping the Healing

Nothing like a little hardball to help the Mavs forget

Bah Hum-Buzz

Buzz gets his jollies keeping tabs on 2005's naughty and nice guys. OK, mostly naughty.

Jacking the World

GWAR: What is it good for?

Blue Balled

Plus: Another Bite

Tuna Meltdown

Domineering dunce is dumbing down Dallas

Tax Dollars at Work

Hey, armed robbers need bullets, too!

Empty Sex

John Waters' latest farce strives for nothing more than NC-17

The Shootist

Terry Anderson thought he'd be in Athens right now, chasing his lifelong dream of Olympic gold. Instead, he's in prison, his life plugged full of holes.

Sex Toy Story

You can't buy a vibrator in Burleson, but there are plenty of dildos

In the Drink

My Martini drips wine on the parched prairie

Life is a Cabaret

BurlesqueFest busts out at the Gypsy Tea Room

Trock 'N Roll

Ballet that's tutu funny

This Week's Day-By-Day Picks

Ballet that's tutu funny

King's Ransom

The pricey Drálion toys with the hunter in you

He's Baaack

That lovable jackass from Philly returns. Oh, joy.

Wet Dreamer

Ron Jeremy lives the Porn Star fantasy, but it's not enough

Trick Town

Boys will be boys, especially in Nuevo Laredo, Where legal prostitution draws generations of Texas men across the border for cheap, sleazy and anonymous sex

Porn to sell

Product placement comes to adult videos...hey, watch where you put that thing!

Zestless Italian

Alfredo may have brought his two loves under one roof, but there's no passion in his pasta

The Top Ten Smuttiest Food Ads

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Maynard James Keenan Mixes Humor With Theater In Puscifer

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Assisted Boning Community

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Today In Music News: Famous Offspring Starts Tribute Band, Jazz Legend Dies And Someone Loves Their Boner Pills

Your daily dose of national music news for Tuesday, May 18, 2010...What is it with drummers and their tribute bands?  Looks like Jason Bonham took a page out of Steven Adler's book.Jazz legend Hank Jones has passed away.You expect a band member to overdose on any variety of drugs... but, Viagr ... More >>

Whitt's End: 9.3.10

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