You Can't Do That on Television

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2012

    Put This Is In Your Ear: Ynfynyt Scroll's "Snap It Back"

    I've been jamming this new, uh, jam from Ynfynyt Scroll, one of the DJs and producers behind the decks of DFW's Track Meet collective, all morning. You may have heard his Bill Nye remix, in which he chopped up the theme song from Bill Nye the Science Guy, last month. I got a chance to check out Tr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2010

    Chef Tell: Dessert Wars vs. World Series

    ‚ÄčI'm gonna make a bold statement, people, and hope that you won't abandon me: Last night ate a dick. See, there I was needing to recap our Dallas-centric reality shows -- including Top Chef Just Desserts, of course -- and meanwhile, not only were the Mavs winning, but the biggest thing to happen i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2010

    Top 5 and Bottom 5 School Cafeteria Lunches From The Good Ol' Days

    ‚ÄčKids are back in school, which means their summer diet of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Mountain Dew is giving way to ... black bean burgers and hummus? What the what? In our day, school lunches were composed of compressed mystery meat, gubment cheese and sugar. We'd have laughed the lunch lady right ... More >>

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  • Music

    January 6, 2000

    Take these records, please

    Or: Yes, it was as bad as you think