For last week's Best of Dallas® 2014 issue, we've been counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. If there's a dish you think we need to try, leave it in the comments, or email me.
Many readers submitted suggestions for this year's 100 Favorite Dishes. Some made the list, some of them gave me a stomach ache. But the recommendation for "DIY pizza from Jimmy's with frozen pizza dough, Mama's meatballs and fresh cheese" stood out so far above the rest that I had to save it for No.1. Don't mistake me, I cooked the pizza the day after I got the email, but I saved my photos and notes so this dish could take its place at the top where it belongs.
In another life, in a city far, far away, I was a bit of a pizza addict, making pies three or four at a time on weeknights whether I had the guests there to eat them or not. But since moving to Dallas, my pizza-making had crawled to a stand still. I hadn't made a pie in more than three years, and here I was with a single dough ball, four meatballs and a can of tomatoes. I was nervous. Sure, I could run back to Jimmy's and get everything I needed to start it all over if I really muck things up, but this was a matter of pride. I wanted to pull a beautiful pie from my oven right from the start.
The dough comes in a plastic bag frozen so solid you could brain a pig with it. I decided to let the ball thaw in the fridge overnight, in the hopes that I could make a pizza for lunch the next day. But when I checked the ball the next morning and it was still hard as quartz. I turned the thermostat up on my fridge and resolved to have pizza for dinner instead.
And at 6 p.m.? It was softer, but still really firm, like that wad of Play-doh you took out of the can and forgot about for a night. By that point, I'd thawed the meatballs, browned them in a sauce pan and dumped a large can of San Marzano tomatoes over the top. My apartment smelled amazing. I took the dough from the fridge, covered it with plastic wrap on a well-floured cutting board and listened to my meatballs simmer -- for two long hours.
By then the dough was still cool, but it was soft enough to work with so I gave it a shot. I pressed down on the ball with the pads of my fingers to degas it a little, taking care to protect some of the bubbles that I'd hoped would expand and become beautifully charred pizza blisters. But as I started stretching it out into a round, the dough didn't want to play nicely. This dough was pissed.
I tried everything. I even dusted the backs of my knuckles with flour and tried spinning the dough in the air. It was awful. Erase the image you have of a massive disc of spinning dough descending through the air like a satiny bed sheet. What spun above my head was shaped like a baguette, and after screaming at it and stretching it into a circle that was almost big enough to be a pizza, I threw it down on the cutting board and watched in horror as it quickly pulled back into a blob no wider than a small dinner plate.
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If you ever encounter the problem, the solution is to simply let the dough rest until it's supple enough to work with, but I was starving. Eventually, I shaped the pizza and topped it with the meatballs that I'd crumbled up and a modest amount of mozzarella. About 15 minutes later, I was fishing a pizza out of the oven with a pizza peel. My house smelled like Zoli's. I was (from my own perspective at that time) pizza champion of the world.
If you're one of the types that uses Jimmy's as a takeout for Cuban Sandwiches, you might think about shopping for groceries while you're there. At least buy the ingredients to make your own pizza at home. Provided you let your dough rest enough, you'll likely have fun with it. And no matter what emerges from your oven, it will likely be better than the delivery in your neighborhood.
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