To prepare for this fall's Best of Dallas® 2014 issue, we're counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. If there's a dish you think we need to try, leave it in the comments, or email me.
It's the least you can do for yourself after you've endured the Russian Banya's hotter-than-Hades oak-fueled sauna. Just minutes inside can test you sanity and your fortitude. A quick splash in the plunge pool kept at eight degrees centigrade will revive you, though. Some say these things are good for you.
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This is the price you must pay for the Banya's delicious pelmeni: small dumplings floating in buttery broth and dusted with dill and served with a side of sour cream. Tighten your robe and lean over the shallow bowl they're served in. Breath in deeply. You'd go hours in the hell-box for food moments like this.
Inside each bellybutton of a pastry is a marble of meat that explodes with flavor. And the tartness of the sour cream simultaneously adds richness and tang. Each bite is a rumination on the dumpling before it, yet somehow the dumplings never get old.
It could be the vodka. You're encouraged to bring the biggest bottle you can muster as the Banya is gleefully BYOB. Nothing compliments the stars you'll see after plunging your body into a giant barrel of ice-cold water than a heavy shot of rocket fuel. And a bite from the pickle plate washes the alcohol burn away.
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