That's right, folks: Another In-N-Out lands in Dallas proper this week -- another place for you to drive by and think, Even I don't love burgers that much. That's just weird.
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This one lands Thursday at 7909 LBJ Freeway, just near the 635-Coit interchange. So that won't cause any traffic. According to the press release, which was inexplicably not scratch-and-sniff, the new spot opens at 10:30 a.m. It will employ 60 team members who will make $10 per hour, and they will be managed by an In-N-Out veteran named Clint, who will make slightly more but, if memory serves, will not have to wear one of those funny hats. And you can't put a price on freedom, can you Clint?