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"I don't know what lactose intolerance is, but this sure feels like it." (Pat Johnson--not a famous person, but my administrative assistant years ago at a PBS station, probably muttered while she was transcribing one of my interview tapes. Not a new quote, I know--nor a statement of great import...but still one of the funniest sort of food related comments I've ever heard.)