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"I know that somewhere in the universe exists my perfect soul mate. But looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza." (Attributed to 'Alf Whitt'--which sounds suspiciously like halfwit--on a press release distributed yesterday by Boston's pizza).