Before we all stuffed our bodies with Thanksgiving last week, Congress declared pizza a vegetable. Only not really. Tomato paste, which is obviously associated with pizza, was declared a vegetable. We'll leave it to the Washington Post to sort out the nutritional madness. Meanwhile, in San Antonio, where the above photo was taken (via Reddit's San Antonio page), Pizza Hut is enjoying Congress's findings.
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Sign o' the times, for sure.