Congratulations, you are now informed. It's simple yes, but oh-so-hilarious if you have a moment for a punny Friday. Make the jump for a few of our favorites from Bread's Tumblr. It's posts like this that make the editors of City of Ate want to add a "why the hell not?" category.
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