Alice "Cheap Bastard" Laussade has spoken, so we have a winner in our Meat Fight caption contest. Apparently -- and this surprises her co-bloggers, who pegged her as more of an Anthrax fan -- Alice is into Peter Gabriel, 'cause she picked commenter mitchiswright's entry. How ... sensitive of her.
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SHOW ME HOW
See his caption and the original photo below. Thanks for entering, everyone, and if you haven't got your tickets to Meat Fight, coming November 4 to Sons of Hermann Hall ... well, too bad for you, slowpoke. It's sold out. Better luck next year.
For a substantial bribe, however, certain Observer staffers might be willing to tell you how to track down mitchiswright, once he sends his contact information to Patrick Williams so we can tell him how to collect his tickets and collect any vital identifying information: address, a recent photo, hours he's likely to be home alone before November 4. Just stuff like that.