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For this week's cover story, Alice Laussade plotted the way to eat like a Cheap Bastard in Dallas. Alongside the forty-or-so spots to put in your facehole, she's provided with some helpful guides for your journey. Read 'em and weep.
Read the full cover story: The Cheap Bastard Guide to Eating Like a Cheap Bastard in Dallas
Concepts by Alice Laussade / Art by Dan Zettwoch
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Published on April 12, 2012