He always kept his promises and never followed through on his threats, and for that reason you'll do something nice for dad on Sunday, right?

A--a-a-a-nd it's the weekend! If you dig boxing, burlesque, art, smarty pants lectures, theater, homing pigeons, juggling, throw-back cinema, naked ladies with literary passions, bucking bulls or resin toys, then we've got the parties for you. Check out the complete list, make a plan with your most adventurous friends and click on the event titles for more information. We'll see you out there. (I'll be the one tying dirty jokes to the homing pigeons.)

St. Marks School Photography Auction for Tornado Relief -- Ready to feel humbled? Check out the absolutely stellar photography being auctioned off by local students. We looked ahead, and the quality of art for sale is phenomenal. Humbling thing number 2: All art auction proceeds go directly to Granbury tornado relief efforts. Yep, these kids have already out-accomplished the rest of us.