Calm Down. Pet A Dog.

Pack up the poop bags and head to the Pet Expo in Fair Park from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday and HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS??? I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING, PUNCH A GRANNY AND LOOT HER CART. All right, everyone just calm down. Just calm the fuck down. This Pet Expo is just what you need. It will have low-cost vaccinations, the latest “and greatest” pet products, author readings, obedience demos and so much more. Take your furry friend/stress-reliever-that’s-not-getting-the-job-done out for microchipping and free nail trims. If you don’t have a pet, you’re in luck. There will be adoptions aplenty, and fun fact: Pets make great gifts. Seminars will be held on pet care, behavior and the best topic of all time (voted four paws up): how to volunteer in your area. Head to the Tower Building in Fair Park (1121 1st Ave.) for free admission, prizes and actual fresh air. Learn more at holidaypetexpo.com.
Sat., Dec. 7, 2013
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Allison Perkins