Como te llamas?

Why take the Girls Night Out to another stupid Ozona happy hour when you could drive out to The Mound and get all crazy? At 8 p.m. Friday, see A...My Name Is Alice at Flower Mound Performing Arts Theatre, 830 Parker Square in Flower Mound. It's a lady musical that's described as "sophisticated" and "bawdy"--which makes no sense, but that just means it's funny...right? Tickets are $25 to $33, but you can get a $3 discount if you're super old or if you're a student. I'm not sure if you get a discount if your name is actually Alice, but I'll be calling to find out. Me: (all angry) "It's either a free ticket or I sue you for slander!" Them: "Ma'am, you don't even know what that means." Me: "Shitball." Call 972-724-2147 or visit fmpat.org.
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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.
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