Cross 'Em, Hussy!

What a powerful moment it is when you realize a man, like, really understands you. A man who completes your soul in ways you could only imagine. The kind of guy who writes books telling you exactly what you should do with your reproductive organs, with whom and, of course, when. I'm talking about Big Boom, author of If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs. You can meet Big Boom for free this Thursday night at the Brooklyn Jazz Café, 1701 S. Lamar St., at 6 p.m. while he signs copies of his instructional tome. I think I'll want a barf bag. Visit brooklynjazzcafe.com.
Thu., June 21, 6 p.m.
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Andrea Grimes
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