Dental Damn

Parents, let the deceit begin! Your little goons are getting old enough, which means it's time to roll out the Big Three Stupid Parental Lies—Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Watch out, though. Of all of the BTSPLs, the Tooth Fairy will impact your child’s psyche the most. "You're telling me that every time my skull breaks off a chunk, I get money?" To make sure your offspring don't take this too seriously and start chiseling away at their heads, take them to Storytime at Barnes & Noble, 190 Cedar Sage Drive, Garland, where Twinkles the Tooth Fairy will impart free dental wisdom and other stories to your feeble offspring. Readings are at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. Saturday. Call 972-496-2000.
Sat., Feb. 25, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.
KEEP THE DALLAS OBSERVER FREE... Since we started the Dallas Observer, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Dallas, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
sam Machkovech

Latest Stories