Hey, Neil Sperry
, Texas horticulture guy, do you have an evil twin brother? Maybe, in producing your annual All Texas Garden Show
, coming Friday through Sunday to the Arlington Convention Center, you've run across some shady types? I don't mean a tree here. I need a plant hit man. Oh, sure. You deal in the growing side of the horticultural biz with a show offering more than 200 vendors and experts with tips on gardening and landscaping. How nice. I've given up on growing anything in Texas myself, but, see, I have this damn wild mulberry tree that won't die no matter how much I poison it. So maybe you could help a brother score a little Agent Orange on the sly. What? You're not that kind of gardener? Hey, just asking. Guess I'll just call 1-800-654-1480 or visit texashomeandgarden.com
to see what I can find. Thanks for nothing, square.
Feb. 29-March 2, 2008