Oi, these goyim and their indigestion-inducing foods, with the barbecues and the crawfish boils and what have you. Just thinking about that traif gets us all farblondzhet in the boykh. It's absolute meshugas. Luckily, our khevre over at Tiferet Israel are ladling up some spicy nosh of comparable fiery deliciousness with their yearly kosher chili cook-off. Gloib mir, guest chili judges Senator Florence Shapiro, KDFW-Channel 4's Dan Godwin and KTVT-Channel 11's Jack Fink are going to fress till they plotz. The 14th Annual Kosher Chili Cook-Off
cooks off 1:30 p.m. to 3 p.m. Sunday at Congregation Tiferet Israel, 10909 Hillcrest Road. Tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for children 3 to 11 (hot dog included). Children under 3 get in free. Event sponsorship levels range from $500 to $2,000. Call 214-691-3611 or visit kosherchilicookoff.com
Sun., March 18, 1:30-3 p.m.