Perhaps you're like me:

First thing I thought when I saw this wondrous photo was, "Stephen, have you--by any chance--shrunk down to the size of a quarter after a mysterious ray gun zapped you, and are now residing inside an old 35mm film can?"

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Turns out, it's not true. Photographer Stephen Masker is, in fact, normal size, and took this grand photo at the Neiman Marcus Parking Garage a few days ago. Am I wrong in thinking this photo could be at the entrance of a film school?