If your nanny made kickass matching outfits for your seven kids out of nasty curtains, you'd probably bone her. Especially if all your other bone-able options were super scary Nazi chicks. But, would you be a total douche and make her call you "Captain" like that bag o' dongs Georg Von Trapp does? At 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, see The Sound of Music starring Jacquelyn Piro Donovan and Patty Goble at Casa Manana Theatre, 3101 W. Lancaster Ave. in Fort Worth. Can't make it on Wednesday? Not to worry: The show runs until the 19th (and if you go to the 7 p.m. closing night performance, it's a sing-along! Which means you get to sing that "Edelweiss" song at the top of your lungs if you want and nobody can kick you out! Bring your guitar and be awesoooome!). Tickets are $40 to $65. Yikes. Maybe just plug in the DVD and sing "I Am Sixteen Going On Seventeen" in the free freeness of your own home instead. Call 817-332-2272 or visit casamanana.org.
Tuesdays-Sundays. Starts: Sept. 11. Continues through Sept. 19, 2010