Not Dignified, Diddy-fied

Calling all douchebags and $30,000 millionaires! If your dearest dream is to party like a rockstar--even if only for one short night--P. Diddy has you covered. Mr. Diddy and DJ Clinton Sparks are headliners for "Fantasy," a fiesta thrown by Capital A Entertainment on Super Bowl eve. The party's website boasts a bevy of beautiful "Fantasy" hostesses--translation: fake tans, big boobs--plus plenty of celebrities and "living" beverage bars and buffets. Rolling with P. Diddy ain't cheap; measly VIP tickets start at $500. But hey, a William McKinley bill grants access to the open bar. If you're wondering who Sparks is, as we did, his resume is padded with producer credits for Akon and Pitbull and he also has a steady gig as Diddy's touring DJ. P. Diddy's pre-Super Bowl "Fantasy" party starts 9 p.m. Saturday at Tower Building in Fair Park, 3809 Grand Ave. The shindig is scheduled to last into the wee hours of the morning. Those 21 and up are welcome to attend. Tickets peak at $25,000 for a private cabana next to the stage. Capital A Entertainment will gladly take your credit card number at
Sat., Feb. 5, 9 p.m.-3 a.m., 2011
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Jayme Rutledge
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