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First of all: hope you had a great Turkey Day. Secondly: this photo, by the formidable Justin Terveen, landed in our inbox just in time for the coffee spit-take at the family dinner table. The subject line of the email was, appropriately, "COCK AND BALLS." Which is not the official title. No, the semi-official title on Justin's Flickr is "Happy Holiday, Phallus...I Mean Dallas." Which we now wish--Happy Holidays, from Reunion Tower's bright, glossy nads.