Sign This, Murray!

Breasts? Is that really the best we can do? Has the human race not yet evolved beyond producing mammary tissue as the prime location for autograph signing? This is 2007, people. Getting your boobs signed in black Sharpie is like watching movies on Beta. It's time for something new. So...

By Andrea Grimes

May 3, 2007

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Breasts? Is that really the best we can do? Has the human race not yet evolved beyond producing mammary tissue as the prime location for autograph signing? This is 2007, people. Getting your boobs signed in black Sharpie is like watching movies on Beta. It's time for something new. So I'm glad that NBC sports anchor Scott Murray is emerging from hiding to sign Whatever It Takes. Don't tote in footballs or other globular masses—be original. Get his sig on a fast food cup or a poster containing the magnified image of your grandmother's DNA. Murray, if you're really going to sign an inspirational sports book called Whatever It Takes, I want you to sign whatever it takes. Murray will be at Barnes & Noble, 7700 Northwest Highway, at 7 p.m. Sunday. Call 214-739-1124.
Sun., June 3, 7 p.m.

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