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The Weirdest Valentine's Gifts on Dallas Craigslist, #10-1

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10 - Free Horse Poo (top of page)

For Valentine's Day? Am I missing something? Is this an ironic pitch that has gone right over my head? What?

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9 - A Golf Cart, Apparently

"WITH COLORED RIBBON AROUND IT" just so your partner is sure it's a Valentine's gift. If you're a golf-mad guy and you're getting this for your wife, it should probably come with a card that says "Be My Caddy.... FOREVER."

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8 - A Disgustingly Rude Squirrel

If I got this for Valentine's Day I would probably laugh for about six million years at the innuendo on the acorn.

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7 - Nigerian Dwarf Baby Goats

"Dear City-Dwelling Partner - Happy Valentine's! Here is a Nigerian Dwarf Baby Goat. Love you always."

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6 - A Valentine's Note From A Lady on Craigslist

Yes. It's the lyrics to a Foreigner song, re-written to be thematic with Valentine's Day. Of course it is. Not strictly a thing you can buy, but so weird I couldn't not post it.

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