Hey, what's up? You been reading some crazy shit in the first half of this Chuck Palahniuk book, Damned? Yeah. Us too.
Want to talk it out down there in the comments? We feel you.
Head on down there. We can discuss the remote closing of curtains in Dubai, grimy prison cell bars in Hell and what it must be like to open a chapter with "Are you there, Satan?"
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