I wanted to post a video by comedian Tracy Morgan, but I couldn't. They have f-bombs, p-bombs, s-bombs, n-bombs and even some very rare y and x bombs that I hadn't previously known existed.
Now that 30 Rock is all wrapped up, Tracy Morgan is on the loose and he's coming to do stand-up at House of Blues on June 2. I like this news, partially because I want to see Morgan get really, really raw on a Dallas stage, then watch as unexpecting folks who know his more wholesome television character turn pasty and pass out. But mostly I'm happy because I predict he'll be his most wildcard self by then.
Think about it: Morgan will not have had the day-to-day stability of a 9 to 5 in almost six months by June 2. Just think of how many stimulants he can consume by then? So many. This show is going to be amazing. Tickets go on sale Friday, February 22 at 10 a.m. They'll run you $33.50.