Trick Or Tits

Once a year females turn into half-naked sex-pots and males turn into dead creepsters. Sorry, guys, that's stereotyping: Sometimes the attached man becomes a pimp, to accompany his ho. Originality is difficult on Halloween. Let's try: Men, you dress up in glorified lingerie with a tear-away can-can skirt, and ladies...

By Courtney Clenney

October 30, 2008

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Once a year females turn into half-naked sex-pots and males turn into dead creepsters. Sorry, guys, that's stereotyping: Sometimes the attached man becomes a pimp, to accompany his ho. Originality is difficult on Halloween. Let's try: Men, you dress up in glorified lingerie with a tear-away can-can skirt, and ladies don tuxedos for the costume party at Nylo Plano at Legacy, 8201 Preston Road. OK, I kid, but Nylo-ween does sport a Moulin Rouge theme bonus: Best costume wins airfare for two to Paris. The party goes from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. Friday and admission is free. Call 972-624-6990 for more info.
Fri., Oct. 31, 8 p.m.-2 a.m., 2008

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