Try to stay calm, people: Pauly Shore is here. At the Addison Improv. Tonight and tomorrow. Act cool. Don't run. Drive safely. There's enough Shore to share.
OK fine, we know you thought he'd passed on back in 2003, but it turns out that was just a big fake-out for attention. Something about a movie or some such. Not exactly sure.
Gotta be honest with you, after Shore's turn on Beverly Hills, 90210 back in 1996 (he was uncredited but it's totally him), we didn't realize we was doing much other than making his way around the stand-up circuit. And that's not a diss, actually. We just mean that instead of hearing people try to replicate his stoned-out memes-before-there-were-memes, we've seen more of his sport-jacketed headshots and announcements for shows at the Improv. Did you know Pauly Shore worked on five projects in 2009? Seriously.
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So, in an effort to help the ol' Weasel celebrate the past and get juiced for this weekend's shows, we thought he should hear from you. We present, the Pauly Shore Polls: