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  • @thisisdannyg
    20 January, 2020

    For some reason, I hear the voice of Obama's anger translator Luther as the voice of @Captsully Sullenberger in thi… https://t.co/2ihIhnL1Vl

  • @thisisdannyg
    20 January, 2020

    And now, a summation of a note I received from my apartment complex after I arrived home at 9 pm: "You have 12 ho… https://t.co/gmJ0WpTAXb

  • @thisisdannyg
    19 January, 2020

    Look what I got in the mail! Now if I only had friends to go with it. https://t.co/VYybN4QmZ5

    thisisdannyg
  • @thisisdannyg
    17 January, 2020

    The hardest part of having a dream is knowing when to let it go.

  • @thisisdannyg
    16 January, 2020

    If dwelling on mistakes was a sport, I’d be Nolan Friggin’ Ryan.

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Danny Gallagher

Danny Gallagher

Danny Gallagher has been a regular contributor to the Dallas Observer since 2014. He has also written features, essays and stories for MTV, the Chicago Tribune, Maxim, Cracked, Mental_Floss, The Week, CNET and The Onion AV Club.

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