Stanhope Stripdown

Whenever a comic like Doug Stanhope comes to town, comedy clubs or hole-in-the-wall bars with pseudo-stages will post warnings intended to scare away the easily offended. That really doesn’t do justice to a comic of Stanhope’s caliber. He’s not out just to offend for the sake of offending. He’s there…

The Write Stuff

Seminar is a comedy that once appeared on Broadway with Alan Rickman (yawn) as the lead. But get this, Rickman was replaced by Jeff Motherfucking Goldblum (opposite-yawn)!! The guy from Jurassic Park!!! OK, I’ll calm down. Seminar was written by Theresa Rebeck and opens at 8 p.m. Thursday at Theatre…

The Game’s Afoot

A man walks into your office with white, chalky powder on his fingers, a nervous twitch and bags under his eyes. Obviously, he’s a school teacher. It’s elementary. Next case, Watson. Um … unless, of course, he’s just some slob who snarfed too many powdered doughnuts with his espresso after…

Intermission: Who Needs It?

Last week, my sister invited me to be her date to Beauty & the Beast at the Winspear Opera House. I happily obliged, because I’m a sucker for nostalgia. She’s also a member of the press, so we had killer seats in the center of the orchestra section. We purchased…

Three Reasons to Hear the Dallas Symphony Orchestra Do Beethoven

One of the best ways to get to know an individual artist is to see a really well curated retrospective of his or her work. Whether its organized thematically or chronologically doesn’t really matter, the benefit is in the bulk. There’s something about seeing a lifetime’s worth of work in…

One Night, Two Gallery Walks, 10 Must-See Shows

This weekend promises beautiful spring weather, a plethora of events and on opposite sides of town two day-long art gallery walks. In the Design District, Dallas Art Dealers Association hosts its annual spring bike swarm and gallery walk, during which visitors stop off at numerous participating spaces to see new…

Klyde Warren Park Announces Classic Film Series to Start May 3

You know what sounds nice? Lounging on a picnic blanket, with a couple of sandwiches from Jimmy’s Food Store and a glass of wine, while watching good guy Humphrey Bogart suck face with Lauren Bacall. Apparently that’s not just me, either, because the good people at Klyde Warren Park just…

Don’t Miss the Mandala Sand Painting at Crow Collection This Week

On Saturday at the Crow Collection of Asian Art, the monks of Drepung Loseling Monastery ceremoniously marked the beginning of their creation of a mandala. This is part of a national tour they take regularly, introducing average Americans to the Mystical Arts of Tibet. Through Saturday, they will carefully brush…

Here’s a Quick Guide to the USA Film Festival Opening Tonight

Just a few weeks after the Dallas International Film Festival packed up its reels and stuffed them into storage, the USA Film Festival has arrived, beginning today at the Angelika Film Center. Although, you may not remember it was happening there are plenty of movie screenings, talk-backs and events for…

Learning the Ropes at Bondage Expo Dallas

He loops the mustard yellow rope into knots, strong fingers pulling it tight around her skin. One hand grips her shoulder, the other drapes the rope around her chest, pulling it into the first of several harnesses for a full-body “takate kote.” It’s taken him years to master box-tie suspension,…

Seven Reasons Apartment Hunting on a Budget in Dallas Sucks

If you know much about Dallas, you’ve heard the affordability myth. We lure thousands of young professionals here each year with the promise of inexpensive rent. But if you’re not in finance, oil, accounting or climbing the ladder of a technology company, you’ve probably spent time debunking this yourself. To…

Nerd Out with this Trailer for Jellyfish Eyes

Here’s some news you should be excited about: Yesterday, the Dallas Museum of Art announced that they will be the first American museum to screen Japanese artist Takashi Murakami’s live action film, Jellyfish Eyes. This rare chance to nerd out happens at 7 p.m. May 1 to be followed with…

Don’t Miss Fort Worth Opera’s 2014 Festival, Opening This Weekend

The 2014 Fort Worth Opera Festival starts this weekend and you know what that means: time to head to Cowtown and binge-watch opera. Instead of spreading productions out across several months, the Fort Worth Opera presents their entire season in just three, short, drama-packed weeks (April 19 through May 11)…

17 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas, April 17-20

Let’s talk about this week. It’s been a long one. Work has dragged on with sluggish despair and now all you’re waiting for is 5 p.m. on Friday when can park yourself in front of a strong whiskey. Or maybe that’s just me. I’ve got a plan. Let’s start the…