The Weirdest Valentine’s Gifts on Dallas Craigslist, #10-1

Welcome back to our countdown of the weirdest suggestions for Valentine’s gifts we could find on Dallas Craigslist, counting down today from ten all the way down to number one. There’s some really magical crap today, you guys. Without further ado. See Also: The Weirdest Valentine’s Gifts on Dallas Craigslist,…

17 Awesome Things To Do In Dallas This Weekend, Feb. 14 to 16

That’s right, Crispin Glover wants to be your Valentine. Your favorite cinematic oddball spends two nights at Texas Theatre this weekend. Want more? Fine. How about a massive burlesque festival starring international talent? There’s also art, a robot opera, live flamenco, a silent film set to live music, comedy and…

The Bulletproof, Mustached Samurai at the Kimbell Art Museum

Let me first admit, my experience with samurai is limited. When I learned Dallas had a samurai museum, the first thing three things that came to mind were Tom Cruise, Mulan (wrong country), and 47 Ronin. That there could be an entire exhibition — much less a museum — dedicated to…

Winter’s Tale Is Pretty and not Much Else

It’s a little sad that Colin Farrell has outgrown roles that require him to wear raggedy sweaters and say things like “For fook’s sake!” It had to happen, though. Farrell has always made a terrific bad boy, but he clearly knows he couldn’t be a scamp forever, and he seems…

Lucky Strike Wants To Host Your Wedding Reception for Free

Do you have Valentine’s Day plans? Cancel them. Because what you are about to hear is the most amazing Valentine’s Day opportunity that exists. I’ve got three words for you: sweaty bowling shoes. This weekend, if you bowl a perfect game at Lucky Strike (2845 W. 7th St., Fort Worth),…

The Weirdest Valentine’s Gifts on Dallas Craigslist, #20-11

If you’re buying your Valentine’s Day gifts for your loved ones off of Craigslist, then you may not be doing it right. However, if you’re selling things on Craigslist, you might be able to see why you would try to tie said crap you are flogging to the upcoming capitalist…

Cock Explores Ups and Downs of Male Sexuality

Its title is the only bit of shock in Cock, the play by British writer Mike Bartlett now running as Second Thought Theatre’s 10th season opener at Bryant Hall. Oh, it’s all about the peen, where it goes and who wants it, but as a piece of contemporary drama, Cock…

A Winter’s Tale is Pretty but not Much Else

It’s a little sad that Colin Farrell has outgrown roles that require him to wear raggedy sweaters and say things like “For fook’s sake!” It had to happen, though. Farrell has always made a terrific bad boy, but he clearly knows he couldn’t be a scamp forever, and he seems…

The Gentler New RoboCop Limited Only By Focus Groups

Congratulations, Detroit. In 1987, Paul Verhoeven’s RoboCop cemented it as the most violent city in the world, an honor the Motor City resented for decades until its powers that be realized they may as well erect a statue of Peter Weller and milk the tourism. Twenty-seven years later, the attention…

The 1987 RoboCop‘s ED-209: The Movies’ Greatest Badass Robot?

Director José Padilha’s long-delayed RoboCop reboot has arrived, and it’s neither an unalloyed (see what I did there?) triumph nor the travesty that partisans of Paul Verhoeven’s subversive Reagan-era classic had feared. At least, and at most, it’s different, taking bold liberties with the original text, as remakes should. One…

Endless Love Earns Its Title the Bad Way

The endless love in question unfolds in that universe where shy, bookish teenage girls are always catalog-model beautiful, not a pimple in sight or a pound overweight, not a garment from Hot Topic darkening their closets. The movie tells us that 17-year-old Jade Butterfield (Gabriella Wilde) is “awkward” and has…

Sex Thriller In Secret Shouldn’t Be Kept to Yourself

Almost a pop history of Western culture’s relationship to female orgasm, Charlie Stratton’s In Secret is a spirited zip through Zola’s Thérèse Raquin, a sex-and-sin morality tale of the sort that has been the template for the last decade of Woody Allen dramas. Unlike those, In Secret boasts vigor and…

Stations of the Cross Leading at the 2014 Berlin Film Festival

Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, both of which publish special daily issues at the major international festivals, may be the most famous movie trade magazines. But every morning at any of these festivals, including Berlin, most critics I know – and probably plenty of industry people, too – turn to…

Be Creative for Your Valentine

Avoid the restaurants like the plague on Valentine’s Day. Since the day itself falls on a Friday this year, it’ll be an unholy crush of lovers crowding the hostess stand and waiters rushing you through your attempts at romance. Make reservations for, like, Tuesday and spend Friday actually having some…

Blues for Craig Ferguson

Despite the gradual easing of regulations over the last decade, comedians working in broadcast television still perform under constant threat of fines and sanctions for uttering certain words deemed too unsavory for airplay. With the exception of the occasional TBN ventriloquist, these restrictions have forced TV comics to stash much…